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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 August 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2978
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Invierno : Screw. Chomp. Brake. Ink.

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Invierno's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML

#19139021
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36953) - you deserved it (3332)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by vsshopper (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

#19011410
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26170) - you deserved it (1823)

On 02/06/2012 at 4:43pm - health - by Marc - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
216 comments

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
216 comments

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML

#18937632
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48591) - you deserved it (8167)

On 01/28/2012 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Tiana - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML

#18927018
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36700) - you deserved it (2901)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly for half an hour, all while pretending I didn't notice my sister playing with herself under the coat on her lap. FML

#18891781
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41242) - you deserved it (3376)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm - intimacy - by jjs51 (man) - United States

Today, school tuition has taken up so much of my paycheck that the only thing I had to eat for dinner was applesauce. FML

#18889055
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29111) - you deserved it (2745)

On 01/23/2012 at 9:19am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML

#18888534
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17221) - you deserved it (6557)

On 01/23/2012 at 6:27am - health - by Dutchee - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, after a week of searching, I found my escaped snake. In my umbrella, outside, after opening it over my head. FML

Today, my boyfriend rekindled the romance with his ex, at my 21st birthday party. One of the few reasons I'd invited her was to show that I trusted him, and I no longer felt threatened by their continued friendship. FML

#17958984
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30975) - you deserved it (7737)

On 10/11/2011 at 10:22am - love - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend I still love, and his new girlfriend, who he cheated on me with. Embarrassingly, she was wearing the same top as me. However hers was in size 6, unlike my 16. FML

#17239646
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45507) - you deserved it (17134)

On 07/24/2011 at 8:22am - love - by oouchh (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

#17233282
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52014) - you deserved it (6192)

On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

#17227905
368 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62352) - you deserved it (7322)

On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States

Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML

#17190246
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37142) - you deserved it (10696)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by John (man) - United States (Illinois)



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