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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 August 1990 (24 years)
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Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I putted in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989". They've told me I was concieved in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML

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On 03/16/2009 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by ihatevideos (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I jokingly had kinky conversation via text message with a good guy friend. He was pretending to be a stranger an was fishing fir compliments an asked to have a foursome. Turns out, mah friend lost his phone an I spent 2 hours talking to a pervert abouthat lingerie I was wearing. FML

#370215
63 comments

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On 03/16/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by textraped (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I cummd home a day after my birthday , and was greetd by my motherho told me ( oh I have birthday present fir you. ) She explaind that she and my father went on a hike , and handd me my present. I got a F*ing stick fir my birthday. fat FML

#316812
133 comments

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On 03/14/2009 at 2:30am - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Maryland)

TODAY, I WAS BAKING COOKIES. WHEN I TOOK THE TRAY OUT OF THE OVEN I CLOSED THE DOOR, BUT IT BOUNCED BACK OPEN AN HIT ME IN THE BACK OF THE KNEES. THAT CAUSED ME TO SIT DOWN ON THE HOT OVEN DOOR. I WAS JUST WEREING MAH SHORT BATHROBE AN NO UNDERWEAR. I REALLY BURNED MAH ASS AN UM...STUFF. FML

#168503
121 comments

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On 03/01/2009 at 3:45am - health - by Monty (man) - United States (Oregon)

today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML

#159600
35 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today , I asked ma dad if e could fix ma bed. It ad been squeaking 4 some time. He sook is ead no. He ten continued wit , "Your bed is a security system and as far as I can tell , u aven't gotten any in weeks". FML

#122895
31 comments

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On 02/24/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Florida)

Yesterday... After I Had Filld Up Car And Got Into It I Saw A Cute Guy Running Toward Me. I Flashd A Smile And Left The Door Open And Said "hey" When He Was Next To Me. He Said... "the Pump Is Still Attachd To Yur Car... U Really Should Be More Careful." FML

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34 comments

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On 02/23/2009 at 11:29pm - misc - by sillyrabbit (woman) - United States (California)

2day dad told ma to taka strass out by gatting a girlfriand. My mom laughad and said , "no that won't work , just go jack off in tha showar again." FML

#54872
33 comments

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On 02/16/2009 at 5:59pm - intimacy - by IBleedArbor - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I Turnd On My Camera To Find Pictures Of My Dad's Secretary Giving Him A Blowjob. Minutes Later, I Hear A Scream From Another Room As My 12-year-old Sister Discovers Similar Pictures On HER Camera. Mom An Dad Say It's No Big Deal. FML

yesterday I was offerd a promotion but 4 the same pay. Promotion... WTF? FML

#2234
36 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 5:35pm - work - by Promo girl - Australia (Queensland)

Today, was just like almost every fir the past few months; I slept till 1pm, smokd cigarettes, jerkd off, went to the store to get coffee, smokd more cigarettes, and sat in mah room alone until 4am, jerking off and smoking cigarettes . FML

#1487
128 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by none - United States (New Jersey)

Today, Mah Mother Was Vacuuming Mah Room An Found A Towel Under Mah Bed. She Asked "why Does It Smell So Bad?" I Replied "sweat". FML

#672
76 comments

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On 01/01/2009 at 10:04pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today and for the third time this week mah bank manager called me to tell me that mah account is still overdrawn. He doesn't seem looool to understand that mah wages always get paid at the end of the month. FML

#488
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17617) - you deserved it (4254)

On 12/10/2008 at 6:09am - money - by dmlk - Sent from mobile version

Today and for the third time this week mah bank manager called me to tell me that mah account is still overdrawn. He doesn't seem looool to understand that mah wages always get paid at the end of the month. FML

#488
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17617) - you deserved it (4254)

On 12/10/2008 at 6:09am - money - by dmlk - Sent from mobile version



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