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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 August 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2968
  • Number of comments : 62
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Today, my boss fired me because he said I was spending too much time surfing the internet. When I reminded him that my work computer isn't even networked, he said, "Oh, sorry, you're the one who takes too many smoke breaks." When I told him that I don't even smoke, he said, "Just go..." FML

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

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176 comments

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On 03/31/2010 at 3:56am - intimacy - by darthmilfious - Sent from mobile version

Today, I applied for my job, while working at my job. I hope they hire me. FML

#9171908
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21381) - you deserved it (5389)

On 03/17/2010 at 10:12pm - work - by TheSuregeon (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my three year old nephew was pointing at the TV screen and saying "Uncle, Uncle!" He thought it was me on the screen. It was Rosie O'Donnell. FML

#8911500
102 comments

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On 03/08/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by raidered - United States (California)

Today, after being dumped just 48 hours prior, I awoke from a night of passionate lovemaking with my ex. Last night, he came to my house, romanced me, and presented a possible future. This morning, when I got up to use the restroom, my laptop, money, and ex-boyfriend were gone. FML

#8480330
156 comments

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On 02/20/2010 at 2:12pm - intimacy - by Ennui (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I read my mom's Facebook status. It said, "So sick of kids, can't wait for Vegas this week!" My dad, along with 12 others, liked it. I didn't even know she was going to Vegas. FML

#8129133
84 comments

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On 02/11/2010 at 12:09pm - kids - by kbeavv - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got my new work schedule. I really need the hours. The boss says he can't give me more because the economy is bad. However, he did find enough hours to hire his son last week. This week? Most of my hours were erased and given to the new employee; his daughter. FML

#8116089
92 comments

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On 02/11/2010 at 12:03am - work - by suuuucks (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I flew a toy helicopter into my face. FML

#7436453
115 comments

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On 01/19/2010 at 12:42pm - misc - by magicalDEATH (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML

#7290118
143 comments

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On 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm - health - by brileyyyy - United States (Missouri)

Today, a man proposed to me in classic style on one knee. Unfortunately, I have been telling this man for the last two months that I don't even want to date him. He thinks I'm playing hard to get and is not giving up. FML

#7060819
93 comments

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On 12/31/2009 at 4:47pm - love - by Unloving (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got a call from a girl I fell madly in love with 8 years ago. She disappeared from my life with no trace. Turns out she just finalized her divorce, has 2 wild kids, packed on 75 lbs, has $25,000 in debt and is taking meds to keep from going crazy. Now she wants me back. FML

#6983877
154 comments

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On 12/28/2009 at 12:03am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, at my job as a cake decorator in a bakery, I put the finishing touches on the wedding cake of the man who left me at the altar 3 years ago. FML

#6857833
113 comments

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On 12/21/2009 at 12:16am - misc - by budapesthungary - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally finished vacuuming my downstairs. Instead of finding the wall outlet and unplugging the vacuum, I triumphantly tugged the cord from across the room to release the plug from the wall. It flew at me at top speed and hit me in the face. FML

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72 comments

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On 12/12/2009 at 3:36pm - misc - by ouch (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, was my birthday. I have been heavily hinting that I want an iPhone. I opened my present from my parents and found an iPhone box. Ecstatic, I quickly opened it. Apparently, my parents thought it would be funny to wrap my present, a $10 iTunes gift card, in the box my Dad's iPhone came in. FML

#6695365
149 comments

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On 12/10/2009 at 3:38pm - money - by muggle68 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was in class. I am an older student going back for my PhD. I was kicked out of class for "sassing" my instructor for telling him he was wrong about what took place at an event I was actually present at. My instructor is a 22 year old TA. FML

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123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41030) - you deserved it (3797)

On 12/01/2009 at 2:49pm - misc - by sassman (man) - United States (Ohio)



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