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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 July 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 958
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

#3778
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20863) - you deserved it (2775)

On 01/30/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I received a text message from my older brother. It said, "Ah... I want you". I hope to god it was intended for someone else. FML

#3715
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28450) - you deserved it (1907)

On 01/30/2009 at 10:50am - misc - by Ren - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML

#3486
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24143) - you deserved it (6109)

On 01/29/2009 at 7:13pm - love - by amg85904 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML

#3084
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52155) - you deserved it (7056)

On 01/28/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by karma - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML

#2899
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35346) - you deserved it (10112)

On 01/27/2009 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by ottawaaa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45869) - you deserved it (10851)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)



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