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Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
by Noname / 01/30/2009 at 1:18pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by Ren / 01/30/2009 at 10:50am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML
by amg85904 / 01/29/2009 at 7:13pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by karma / 01/28/2009 at 1:36pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by ottawaaa / 01/27/2009 at 5:26pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by buddy / 01/26/2009 at 9:58am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
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