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  • Town/Country : South Gate, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 March 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1301
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth worked on. I got tongue-tied and instead of asking if they could anesthetize me, I accidentally asked if they could euthanize me. FML

#21488826
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20189) - you deserved it (2343)

On 11/05/2015 at 3:52pm - health - by EnderHorse - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was on a boat and I thought I saw a towel fly off, but it was actually my fricken dog. FML

#21426414
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32818) - you deserved it (5148)

On 06/15/2015 at 10:49am - animals - by justin Bieber - United States (Michigan)

Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML

Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML

#21293397
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37756) - you deserved it (2673)

On 11/06/2014 at 1:30pm - misc - by CatLover (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my eight-year-old microwaved our thermometer to see if the temperature would change. FML

#21293257
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34142) - you deserved it (4072)

On 11/06/2014 at 7:15am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML

#21287735
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34562) - you deserved it (3615)

On 10/29/2014 at 3:39pm - kids - by lexigan4 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my 15-year-old son trying to roll catnip into a joint and smoke it. FML

#21281464
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34607) - you deserved it (4699)

On 10/19/2014 at 11:48pm - kids - by Bad Dad - United States (Colorado)

Today, I left for a fifteen-hour drive with two guys who won't stop talking in a Yoda voice. Sick of this nonsense, I am. FML

#21277425
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35673) - you deserved it (4941)

On 10/14/2014 at 1:17am - misc - by longdrive - United States (California)

Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from my gynecologist, saying I have a beautiful cervix. FML

#21275026
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35401) - you deserved it (3378)

On 10/10/2014 at 3:12pm - misc - by JulietMarie - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend and I were roleplaying therapist and patient in bed. When I playfully asked him what bothered him, he told me his mother hates him and burst into tears. FML

#21269125
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45436) - you deserved it (6065)

On 10/01/2014 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by notatherapist - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, my insomnia wins. I'm too wired and awake to sleep, but too stoned on my sleeping pills to get up and do something productive. FML

#21267554
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34867) - you deserved it (4478)

On 09/29/2014 at 8:06am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got up at 4.30am, like I do every morning, and got ready for work. Just as I was about to walk out the door, my flatmate jumped me and beat the snot out of me thinking I was a burglar. Because apparently burglars shower, make toast and clean up before stealing all your shit. FML

#21259933
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42831) - you deserved it (2924)

On 09/17/2014 at 8:18am - misc - by makeyourselfathome (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML

#21255144
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38802) - you deserved it (7490)

On 09/09/2014 at 4:23pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I learned that while other people drunk call their exes, I drunk adopt cats. Seven cats, to be exact. FML

#21248352
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44858) - you deserved it (10806)

On 08/30/2014 at 7:56am - animals - by cat lady (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)



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