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by EnderHorse / 11/05/2015 at 3:52pm / United States (Ohio) / Health
by justin Bieber / 06/15/2015 at 10:49am / United States (Michigan) / Transportation
Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML
by danielzcwu / 12/29/2014 at 2:11pm / Taiwan (T'ai-pei) / Transportation
by CatLover / 11/06/2014 at 1:30pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/06/2014 at 7:15am / United States (Florida) / Kids
by lexigan4 / 10/29/2014 at 3:39pm / United Kingdom / Kids
by Bad Dad / 10/19/2014 at 11:48pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by longdrive / 10/14/2014 at 1:17am / United States (California) / Transportation
by JulietMarie / 10/10/2014 at 3:12pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by notatherapist / 10/01/2014 at 7:08pm / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/29/2014 at 8:06am / United States (California) / Health
Today, my husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl, the love of his life, whom he's always considered pure, turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better not come hanging round the house. Pussy, two years old, is now housebound until her kittens are born. FML
by Anonyme / 09/26/2014 at 2:56am / France (Lorraine) / Animals
Today, I got up at 4.30am, like I do every morning, and got ready for work. Just as I was about to walk out the door, my flatmate jumped me and beat the snot out of me thinking I was a burglar. Because apparently burglars shower, make toast and clean up before stealing all your shit. FML
by makeyourselfathome / 09/17/2014 at 8:18am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/09/2014 at 4:23pm / Transportation
by cat lady / 08/30/2014 at 7:56am / Norway (Rogaland) / Animals
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…