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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 September 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3040
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About InsightfulWish : Yes, yes, go on about how I am just young and idiotic. I'd love to debate you about it anyway!
I love reading FMLs even though they may be extremely inappropriate on occasion. My little sister also has an interest in them, so please pardon the grammatical errors she will make when she makes her stupid comments.
Anyway, thanks for taking the time out of your readings to skim through these paragraphs.
Lots of love,
Allie and Jade

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Today, I was giving my son a driving lesson. He blatantly ran a rd light, so I told him to pull over to let me drive us home. As I walkd over to the driver-side door, he instead lockd me out and drove off by himself. FML

#20156278
147 comments

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On 11/09/2012 at 1:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Argentina (Buenos Aires)

Today, a stray dog cummed up to mah living room window. My pitbull went into attack mode an tried to jump through said window, while it was closed. Now I have to pay to replace the window, an pay to get stitches 4 mah idiot dog. FML

#20153727
208 comments

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On 11/07/2012 at 4:30pm - animals - by Drafty (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I Was Told That My Insurance Will No Longer Cover My Birth Control As It's Deemed "unnecessary" Fir A Man, Which, According To Them, I've Been Since August. I'm Definitely Still A Woman. FML

Today, I Was Told That My Insurance Will No Longer Cover My Birth Control As It's Deemed "unnecessary" Fir A Man, Which, According To Them, I've Been Since August. I'm Definitely Still A Woman. FML

Today , mah teacher wore a bikini at the pool. She is 68.

#20153506
146 comments

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On 11/07/2012 at 1:39pm - work - by Owen - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah friend joked to mah co-workers that mah kitty-cat of a husband was going to beat me 4 spending $200 on shoes . Later on, mah rather large dog was so excited to see me when I walked in the door, he split mah lip . Somehow, I don't think they'll believe me when I get to the office tomorrow . FML

#20150093
115 comments

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On 11/06/2012 at 4:32am - work - by iLuvsIt (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I Woke Up And Looked Over To See Te "beautiful Girl" I Slept Wit Last Nigt. Turns Out It Was Te Obsessive Girl From Ma Class Wit A Man-face I Ad Avoided All Semester. In Conclusion, Beer Goggles R Very Real And Very Powerful. Mega FML

#20149916
78 comments

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On 11/06/2012 at 12:15am - intimacy - by coolguy (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my best friend got engaged to te guy se's been seieng fir five years. He also appens to be te man I've been in love wit fir eigt. As se was giving me te details, se noncalantly gave me er reason fir accepting te proposal: "Wy te ell not, tere's always divorce." FML

#20149647
127 comments

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On 11/05/2012 at 9:48pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today,hile shopping, an old man cummed up to me and told me I should be ashamed 4 walking around fake limping, and that it's horrible to mock peopleho actually limp from serious injuries . I wasn't faking, I was born without mah right leg and I was getting used to mah new prosthetic one . FML

#20119882
158 comments

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On 10/16/2012 at 5:44pm - misc - by Faker (woman) - United States

Taday I had a cyst in my butt removed. The doctors had to make a hole, an then fill it with gauze before sending me home. As soon as I got back, my sister decided to kick me in the butt as hard as she could. FML

#20119594
149 comments

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On 10/16/2012 at 1:25pm - health - by hurtinrealbad - United States (Arizona)

Today , the guy I'm dating cummed into the same restaurant where I was eating. He was with a girl. He sat at the table next to mine and didn't even bother to say , "Hi." I guess I'm single again. FML

#20112854
91 comments

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On 10/11/2012 at 10:48pm - love - by sadness - United States (Louisiana)

Yesterday, after saving up for weeks, I bought myself an iPad. Because mine is better than the one mah parents bought mah ten-year-old brother, he got pissd and threw it into our pool. I'm now groundd for getting angry and calling him a bastard in the aftermath. FML

#20112275
323 comments

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On 10/11/2012 at 4:37pm - misc - by future missing person maker person thingy (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, mah stapdaughtar callad to say hallo and to giva ma a warning: sha will do whatavar it takas to kaap ma from having a babby with har dad, including pushing ma down tha stairs. I'm 12 waaks pragnant, and wa wara going to tall har this waakand. I'm now patrifiad of a 10-yaar-old. FML

Today , Boyfriand Graduatad From Boot Camp!! Aftar Tha Caramony , I Rushad Ovar And Triad To Jump Into His Arms!! This Would Hava Baan Romantic If Ha Was Axpacting It!! Instaad , Ha Fall Ovar And Wa Crashad Onto Tha Floor In Front Of Avaryona!! FML

#20094526
91 comments

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On 09/30/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by oohrahgal (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , my step-brother had some serious bowel distress and rushed to the bathroom . Because he forgot to quit his group chat with his buddies , I quickly found out that the reason he's so over-protective , and hostile to my male friends , is cuz he wants to get into my pants . FML

#20085042
146 comments

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On 09/23/2012 at 12:50pm - misc - by creepedasfuck (woman) - United States (Maine)



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