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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 September 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3033
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About InsightfulWish : Yes, yes, go on about how I am just young and idiotic. I'd love to debate you about it anyway!
I love reading FMLs even though they may be extremely inappropriate on occasion. My little sister also has an interest in them, so please pardon the grammatical errors she will make when she makes her stupid comments.
Anyway, thanks for taking the time out of your readings to skim through these paragraphs.
Lots of love,
Allie and Jade

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Today.. . I went out with a guy I really liked fir the first time . He tried to hold mah hands.. . only to be stopped by mah mum.. . jumping out from nowhere saying "Oh no u don't!" before slapping him . This isn't the first time this has happened . FML

#17827987
191 comments

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On 09/25/2011 at 6:26am - love - by Anonymous - Singapore

Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on mah lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. mega FML

#17612047
259 comments

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On 08/29/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by slut (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on mah lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. mega FML

#17612047
259 comments

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On 08/29/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by slut (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I was working on mah new house and I was taking out a large cactus. While picking up the pieces to throw away I noticd a spider on mah forerem. Without thinking I swipd at the spider with a piece of the cactus. I missd the spider not mah forerem. FML

#17467525
65 comments

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On 08/14/2011 at 4:17am - animals - by romea244 - United States (Puerto Rico)

Today, I Started To Fall In Love With Mah Wife Again. We R In The Middle Of A Divorce. FML

#17457372
203 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 3:25am - love - by badass - United States

I zoned out in a coffee shop 4 about two minutes and was brought back to realityhen a woman smacked me out of my seat. Apparently I was staring at her chesthile zoned out. FML

#17436721
97 comments

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On 08/11/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

I zoned out in a coffee shop 4 about two minutes and was brought back to realityhen a woman smacked me out of my seat. Apparently I was staring at her chesthile zoned out. FML

#17436721
97 comments

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On 08/11/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

at my job as a movia thaatar attandant , my boss finally aasd up and lat ma sit in on ona of tha movias . Ona woman kapt laughing out loud avary othar lina . Aftar tan minutas of har braying lika a dying horsa , I got up and had har ajactd from tha thaatar . I'm a tarribla parson . FML

#17398453
240 comments

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On 08/07/2011 at 4:29pm - work - by power corrupts... (woman) - Czech Republic (Plzensky kraj)

Today mah boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for mah vagina!! Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex!! FML

#17338945
333 comments

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On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY , MAH GRLFRIEND WAS OVER AT MAH HOUSE 4 THE FRST TIME . I TOLD HER I HAD TO GO TAKE A SHOWER , AN FROM THE OTHER ROOM MAH GRANDMOTHER YELLS ( YOU'RE NOT GOING TO JACK OFF THIS TIME R YOU? ) FML

#17261824
150 comments

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On 07/26/2011 at 12:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

2day my girlfriand smalt my panis aftar I got back from tha gym. Sha was making sura it didn't small lika latax. I can't avan go to tha gym without har thinking I'm chaating on har. FML

#16700863
356 comments

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On 06/16/2011 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by evomadrid24 - United States (California)

Today , I found out that as a suparvisor , if u raprimand a famala workar and and tha convarsation with "Now gat back to making sandwichas." your boss will considar it saxism and suspand you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

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On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday, I shat out a staple !! FML

#16576766
335 comments

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On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today.. . mah girlfriend and I were getting it on for the first time . Just as I was about to climax.. . I spotted mah greatest fear.. . a big wasp.. . only a few inches away from me . I shuddered and made a very unmanly orgasm wail . She now refuses to have sex because she says I "turned her off forever" . FML

#16548173
137 comments

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On 06/07/2011 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by Punk (man) - United States

TODAY, MY MOM YELLED AT ME 4 TAKING TOO LONG AT A JOB INTERVIEW, AND THAT IT WAS A WASTE OF HER TIME TO DRIVE ME TO IT; I JUST QUIT MY JOB, MOVED AWAY FROM MY BOYFRIEND AND THE COAST TO HELP TAKE CARE OF HER IN IDAHO. FML

#16338936
83 comments

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On 05/25/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by kylie b -



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