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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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by jodibut / 02/06/2012 at 11:18am / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by bluesox4 / 02/06/2012 at 12:50am / United States (Utah) / Love
by dreefsa / 02/05/2012 at 3:08am / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
by aliezzedine / 02/02/2012 at 6:32am / Lebanon / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/01/2012 at 10:01am / United States / Intimacy
by sorrygrandma / 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by cbad / 01/30/2012 at 10:27am / United States / Health
Today, I came home to the nanny passed out on the couch from too much alcohol, my 2-year-old alone and locked in the bathroom, and my house in a complete wreck. To top it off, it's the day my mother-in-law, who hates me, is coming to visit from New York. FML
by myself / 01/30/2012 at 12:24am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by liLbob6598 / 01/09/2012 at 9:34pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by musicislife1337 / 01/08/2012 at 2:24am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Jman6295 / 01/07/2012 at 7:12pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
by Danny / 01/07/2012 at 5:27am / Australia / Intimacy
by aylla / 01/06/2012 at 12:51pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Health
by yourebeautiful / 12/31/2011 at 3:37pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 2Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…