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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1577
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Insanityconfined's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home to a homeless man sleeping in my living room. It turns out he thought my house was abandoned due to its disheveled appearance, and decided to break in. FML

#19029338
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20383) - you deserved it (7910)

On 02/08/2012 at 8:20pm - misc - by pauper (man) -

Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML

#19009550
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31225) - you deserved it (7259)

On 02/06/2012 at 11:18am - intimacy - by jodibut - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I found out that the only thing worse than a psycho, overbearing, controlling girlfriend is a psycho, overbearing and controlling ex-girlfriend. FML

#19007314
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32135) - you deserved it (3852)

On 02/06/2012 at 12:50am - love - by bluesox4 (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML

#18998594
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30596) - you deserved it (2103)

On 02/05/2012 at 3:08am - misc - by dreefsa - United States (California)

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
217 comments

Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML

#18967800
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57979) - you deserved it (4460)

On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

#18964784
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43564) - you deserved it (3812)

On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I cut my finger with a plastic knife while demonstrating that you can't cut yourself with a plastic knife. FML

#18951415
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10789) - you deserved it (42890)

On 01/30/2012 at 10:27am - health - by cbad (woman) - United States

Today, I came home to the nanny passed out on the couch from too much alcohol, my 2-year-old alone and locked in the bathroom, and my house in a complete wreck. To top it off, it's the day my mother-in-law, who hates me, is coming to visit from New York. FML

#18949118
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35414) - you deserved it (3608)

On 01/30/2012 at 12:24am - kids - by myself - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I received a string of blank texts from an unknown number. When I asked who it was, I got a list of every place I've been over the last three days. I'm scared to leave the house. FML

#18760852
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44081) - you deserved it (2396)

On 01/09/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by liLbob6598 - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I received numerous text messages from my parents asking where I was and how worried they are. I was in my room, they didn't even notice me walk in. FML

#18742871
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27009) - you deserved it (2679)

On 01/08/2012 at 2:24am - misc - by musicislife1337 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while helping my father build a shelf, I suggested that we should probably use the instruction manual. He suggested I should probably shut the fuck up and do it his way. FML

#18738481
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27140) - you deserved it (14038)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:12pm - misc - by Jman6295 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21591) - you deserved it (41450)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, I was diagnosed with vertigo. It's like being perpetually drunk, but without any of the fun bits. FML

#18725965
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25428) - you deserved it (2138)

On 01/06/2012 at 12:51pm - health - by aylla - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

#18664843
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34903) - you deserved it (2528)

On 12/31/2011 at 3:37pm - misc - by yourebeautiful - United States



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