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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 729
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML

#18998594
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28206) - you deserved it (1921)

On 02/05/2012 at 3:08am - misc - by dreefsa - United States (California)

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
216 comments

Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML

#18967800
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55101) - you deserved it (4233)

On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

#18964784
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42422) - you deserved it (3723)

On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I cut my finger with a plastic knife while demonstrating that you can't cut yourself with a plastic knife. FML

#18951415
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10667) - you deserved it (42621)

On 01/30/2012 at 10:27am - health - by cbad (woman) - United States

Today, I came home to the nanny passed out on the couch from too much alcohol, my 2-year-old alone and locked in the bathroom, and my house in a complete wreck. To top it off, it's the day my mother-in-law, who hates me, is coming to visit from New York. FML

#18949118
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33465) - you deserved it (3470)

On 01/30/2012 at 12:24am - kids - by myself - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I received a string of blank texts from an unknown number. When I asked who it was, I got a list of every place I've been over the last three days. I'm scared to leave the house. FML

#18760852
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41597) - you deserved it (2233)

On 01/09/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by liLbob6598 - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I received numerous text messages from my parents asking where I was and how worried they are. I was in my room, they didn't even notice me walk in. FML

#18742871
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26742) - you deserved it (2665)

On 01/08/2012 at 2:24am - misc - by musicislife1337 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while helping my father build a shelf, I suggested that we should probably use the instruction manual. He suggested I should probably shut the fuck up and do it his way. FML

#18738481
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26886) - you deserved it (14001)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:12pm - misc - by Jman6295 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19938) - you deserved it (39194)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, I was diagnosed with vertigo. It's like being perpetually drunk, but without any of the fun bits. FML

#18725965
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24107) - you deserved it (2036)

On 01/06/2012 at 12:51pm - health - by aylla - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

#18664843
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33245) - you deserved it (2418)

On 12/31/2011 at 3:37pm - misc - by yourebeautiful - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to raid my games collection and try her hand at Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Two hours later, despite my best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow. FML

#18657725
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22609) - you deserved it (2572)

On 12/30/2011 at 9:43pm - misc - by axel519 (man) - United States

Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML

#18648133
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9313) - you deserved it (37804)

On 12/29/2011 at 10:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - China

Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML

#18644636
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17500) - you deserved it (27073) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by Kevin - France



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