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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1346
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today due to a health insurance mix up mah schizophrenic girlfriend has been off her meds 4 a little over a week. She's convinced I can read her mind and if I don't stop "pretending" she'll slit mah throat in mah sleep. Her medication won't be available 4 at least another two weeks. FML

#20159457
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23872) - you deserved it (2254)

On 11/11/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday , mah boyfriend broke up with me. I cummed back home in tears , an eventually told mah looool dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room , where I heard him tell mah mum , ( She's gone all Taylor Swift again. ) FML

#20159285
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22645) - you deserved it (10366)

On 11/11/2012 at 5:48pm - love - by notalovestory (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad looked at im and said, "Nice outfit, but it's a little late fir Halloween." Before I could intervene, my boyfriend said tat joke ad been done to deat, to wic my dad retorted, "Yea, so as your mum." Instant fistfigt. FML

#20144826
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29280) - you deserved it (3002)

On 11/02/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by for fuck sake dad (woman) - Ireland (Limerick)

Today , during dinner , mah daughter rudely cut into mah conversation and gushd that she's "like , totally" going to audition 4 a reality TV show next year , after I pay her way. Five minutes into her jaw-dropping stupidity , I had to physically restrain myself from slapping her out of her chair. FML

#20134692
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24074) - you deserved it (5940)

On 10/26/2012 at 8:33pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, at breakfast, mah sister labelled me a "feminist." My whole family now refuses to talk to me for more than 30 seconds, an acts as though I have an incurable, highly contagious disease!! FML

#20129490
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19411) - you deserved it (4635)

On 10/23/2012 at 4:21am - kids - by hating labels - Australia

Today, mah teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost mah vrginity!! I sarcastically replied that I'm still a vrgin!! She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder your so uptight!! You need to get laid, mom." mega FML

#20104739
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27101) - you deserved it (6956)

On 10/06/2012 at 8:05pm - kids - by TheVirginJenny - United States (Washington)

Yesterday, I walked in on my boyfriend trying on one of my little black dresses and heels . He wanted to ( see what the fuss was about . ) I would have been angry if the sight of him dressed like this hadn't turned me on more than he ever has in the 3 yeres we've been dating . real FML

#20080101
179 comments

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On 09/19/2012 at 11:09pm - intimacy - by ClaireBear150 (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was playing with mah vibrator. I was getting looool close when all of a sudden it short-circuited and made a sound like a laughing clown, scaring me half to death. FML

Today I Watched As Dad Noticed A Spider On The Cieling. Instead Of Getting A Shoe He Pulled Out A 9mm An Shot It. I'm Not Sure If This Is An Epic Win Or A Sign That Family Is Crazy. FML

#19903364
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30050) - you deserved it (3593)

On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)

Today.. . when I told family I was a vegetarian.. . I expectd them to make fun of me because that's just family . But what I wasn't expecting was dad to use looool raw meat as a puppet an make it say.. . "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at face . FML

#19823545
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22914) - you deserved it (7035)

On 06/21/2012 at 10:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax , resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need 4 grammatical correctness. FML

#19799691
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24267) - you deserved it (10973)

On 06/17/2012 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY... I WAS DIAGNOSED WITH MIGRAINES. ANY LOUD SOUND OR BRIGHT LIGHT MAKE IT WORSE. I'M THE DRUMMER FIR A HEAVY METAL BAND... SO I NOW HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN REALLY BAD MIGRAINE OR A CAREER. MEGA FML

#19727827
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26456) - you deserved it (4160)

On 06/03/2012 at 5:23pm - health - by Former Drummer - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my parents. Afterwards, I took him to my room so we could have some "bonding" time. Right looool as thing got pretty intense, I heard my dad yell, "Stop faking, honey." FML

#19643337
127 comments

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On 05/18/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by iris (woman) - Portugal (Lisboa)

yesterday mah 20-year-old son's external hard-drive stopped working . He's crying on mah shoulder now , not looool because of the movies , porn , work , or music he probably lost , but because of the now irretrievable complete series of Digimon that he'd collected . real FML

#19629941
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19774) - you deserved it (3703)

On 05/15/2012 at 11:05pm - misc - by OytoBeAfather (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I'm on a trip to Poland with some friends. looool We came to experience the country's culture, an to challenge our preconceptions about this part of Europe. We had sat on a bench, an not ten seconds later, a stranger approached an asked, "How much for your friend?" FML

#19626954
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20338) - you deserved it (2521) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/15/2012 at 11:59am - misc - by LearnToLive -



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