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InnocentLies

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2420
  • Number of comments : 107
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About InnocentLies : ?????.

My name? It's Shelby.. though you may call me Shelly also.

Yes I like to go on fml.

No I doubt you are my type.

You really want to know more ?
Msg me then.
^_^

InnocentLies's page activity

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Fucked!<b>Wolfo06</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 11:11pm<b>FUCKINEEDANAME</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 10:48pm<b>Radgears47</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 8:16pm<b>its_lance</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 1:25am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 12:51pm<b>MistyKittyx</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 8:55pm<b>soffiannn</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 7:54pm<b>Slasher2977</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 12:53pm<b>pait_loves_shane</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 8:46pm<b>CloudyFromSteam</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 2:21pm<b>sheba72</b> - the 10/02/2014 at 4:40am

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InnocentLies's favorite FMLs

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

by meteorbabe0101 / 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm / United States (Michigan) / Health

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

by meteorbabe0101 / 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm / United States (Michigan) / Health

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

by meteorbabe0101 / 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm / United States (Michigan) / Health

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

by rebekah / 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

by ScoobieDoo / 03/20/2009 at 12:15am / United States (Washington) / Kids

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

by KAAALIS / 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm / United States (New York) / Love