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About InfinitySwag : Ah. I love Nutella and I love reading fml's here. I love pandas cause pandas are so damn cute!! Randomness is perfect and remember that you are perfect!!

I like football cause it's awesome and Yeaaaah .-.

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InfinitySwag's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63045) - you deserved it (9260)

On 11/27/2013 at 11:28am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was taking some clean bedsheets down from the top of the wardrobe. As I pulled the top sheet down, a cat jumped onto my face, claws and all, before falling to the floor and running away. Thing is, I don't own a cat and I have no idea where in the house it has hidden now. FML


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On 11/27/2013 at 2:08am - animals - by Seriously_Scaredy_Cat - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML


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On 11/27/2013 at 12:51am - love - by grantsidiots - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I arrived home after leaving for college in August. My dad figured that the most appropriate way to welcome me back was a loud, piercing fart right when I walked through the front door. FML


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On 11/26/2013 at 11:42pm - misc - by squirts -

Today, I was searched and questioned at the airport for having an apple. FML


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On 11/26/2013 at 9:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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