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by chuchundra / 03/08/2014 at 3:06pm / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 04/17/2013 at 1:39am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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