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About InfiniIII : Unfortunately, I live in Louisiana. The reason why it is unfortunate is because I'm gay and in a heavily opposed, mostly conservative environment. Still, I push on! I'm happy to be here, being quite a newbie. I've been looking at FMLs for a long time, however. My favorite animes are Initial D and Hetalia Axis Powers + World Series. I love music, mostly pop and obviously Lady Gaga... :P My favorite TV shows are Top Gear (UK) and Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares. Now, onto food. My favorites are pizza, pizza, and pizza. Okay, you probably know way too much about me... If you've made it this far you deserve a slow clap. :)

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Today, I confided to my dad that my girlfriend had dumped me for another guy. He said "good" and explained that given how overpopulated the planet is, he's actually disappointed that I'm not gay. His advice was: "just wank it off and move on". FML


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