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Today, nothing said Christmas quite like my dad taking 18 shots of vodka, falling on the Christmas tree while holding our 3-year-old cousin and denying it ever happened when he woke up later. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36212) - you deserved it (2706)

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Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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