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  • Birth Date : Monday 7 August 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Infernape667 : I Love Video Games, (Mortal Kombat is my personal favourite.) I have a YouTube account about 14 vids, and I hope to get alot of subs!!

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Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML

#19607657
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24136) - you deserved it (3639)

On 05/11/2012 at 3:30pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML

#19301849
358 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10309) - you deserved it (53655)

On 03/18/2012 at 4:46pm - misc - by waitwhat (man) - United Kingdom (Bournemouth)

Today, my son learned that when you slide a mug across the kitchen table, it doesn't stop where you expect it to like in the old cartoons. I then learned what it feels like to have a full mug of hot chocolate spilled onto my crotch. FML

#18972583
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22187) - you deserved it (2865)

On 02/01/2012 at 10:11pm - kids - by Bruce (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML

#18716043
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32624) - you deserved it (9076)

On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, while I was in the break room at work, one of my coworkers walked in on me playing with my animal crackers, complete with animal noises. Now, the entire department won't stop teasing me and calling me Tarzan. FML

#18687343
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12050) - you deserved it (32021)

On 01/02/2012 at 3:55pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML

Today, while watching Rio, I got a boner when Blu and Jewel kissed. This is almost as pathetic as getting a boner a few days ago while watching Homer and Marge kiss on The Simpsons. I think I'm way past the point of ever getting laid. FML

#18674853
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31531) - you deserved it (9608)

On 01/01/2012 at 1:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML

#18624102
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30935) - you deserved it (2780)

On 12/27/2011 at 10:53am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML

#18572874
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23760) - you deserved it (15681)

On 12/21/2011 at 7:07pm - work - by Tey - United States (Illinois)

Today, my business is doing so badly that people are teaching their kids to drive in the empty parking lot. FML

#18565836
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29797) - you deserved it (2519)

On 12/20/2011 at 10:18pm - work - by Thomas - United States (South Carolina)

Today, while working at the zoo, I noticed a boy throwing candy into the warthog's exhibit. The fastest way to get there was to go through the exhibit, and speak to the kid from inside. I must have said three words when a lollipop hit me in the eye. Then the warthog peed on me. FML

#18556039
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22972) - you deserved it (3626)

On 12/19/2011 at 7:56pm - work - by jigglypuff100 (woman) - United States

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML

#18517264
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25046) - you deserved it (2489)

On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I was giving a presentation at work, when I said, "But we could care less about that." My boss asked if I meant, "Couldn't care less." Wanting to avoid embarrassment, I tried to think up an excuse, only to end up blurting that it was my phone's auto-correct. FML

#18512301
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6939) - you deserved it (30284)

On 12/14/2011 at 4:21pm - work - by sharon (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I accidentally called my cute boss "babe." I now have to pretend it's what I call everyone, and start calling all my coworkers "babe." FML

#18508459
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13226) - you deserved it (29204)

On 12/14/2011 at 12:18am - work - by Shelly - United States (California)

Today, I volunteered to cater an event at school. A little girl asked for a big slice of cake so I gave it to her. She then puked everywhere and her parents blamed me and made me clean it up. The little girl sat there smiling at me while I cleaned. FML

#18504719
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24941) - you deserved it (3116)

On 12/13/2011 at 5:43pm - work - by thathottchickk - United States (Washington)



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