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IneffableLullaby

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IneffableLullaby

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 April 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5485
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About IneffableLullaby :
I've been looking in the mirror for so long.
That I've come to believe my soul's on the other side.
All the little pieces falling, shatter.
Shards of me,
Too sharp to put back together.
Too small to matter,
But big enough to cut me into so many little pieces.
If I try to touch her.
And I bleed,
I bleed.
And I breathe,
I breathe no more.

Take a breath and I try to draw from my spirit's well.
Yet again you refuse to drink like a stubborn child.
Lie to me,
Convince me that I've been sick forever.
And all of this,
Will make sense when I get better.
But I know the difference,
Between myself and my reflection.
I just can't help but to wonder,
Which of us do you love.
So I bleed,
I bleed.
And I breathe,
I breathe no...
Bleed,
I bleed.
And I breathe,
I breathe,
I breathe,
I breathe no more.

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IneffableLullaby's favorite FMLs

Today, I was texting my trainer to rearrange our training session. My grlfriend texted me during the exchange, asking wat I wanted fir Christmas. I accidentally texted my trainer, ( All I want r your sweet titties in my face ). I'm awaiting a response. FML

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On 11/27/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

my boss was bieng a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, an pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror an saw everything. FML

#13947465
130 comments

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On 11/23/2010 at 8:41am - work - by fired (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, whila working as a carhop at Sonic, mah rollar skatas ran ovar soma graval and I fall, causing ma to drop a tray of food!! I found out latar that ona of tha customars had dalibarataly dona that to saa if I would trip!! FML

#13925294
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31416) - you deserved it (2531)

On 11/21/2010 at 1:44pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I tougt ma ouse was being broken into in te dead of nigt!! Frigtend , I dismountd a floor lamp as a make-sift weapon an crept troug te ouse , cannelling ma inner Ellen Ripley!! It turnd out to be te wireless printer wit a paper jam!! FML

#13847901
63 comments

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On 11/15/2010 at 12:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today.. . I arrivd home to find my cat dead and note saying.. . "Sorry.. . I trippd over him." Not only is my cat dead.. . but I was robbd by a polite thief . FML

#13841741
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56432) - you deserved it (2797)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, I was at te doctors office after trowing up 4 te past week . My diagnosis? Apparently I'm te first pregnant man . After several minutes of freaking looool out and explaining on ow it was possible, e told me e was joking and tat I'm fine, but my reaction was best tus far . FML

#13787466
149 comments

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On 11/10/2010 at 5:28am - health - by youreajoker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I ned to find a way to explain to ma 5, 7 an 12 year old kids teir uncle wants to become teir aunt. FML

#13773002
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51258) - you deserved it (9787)

On 11/09/2010 at 12:32am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my cat lerened how to flush the toilethile I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. big fat FML

#13762266
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31339) - you deserved it (5299)

On 11/08/2010 at 5:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, I was so lonaly that I had a 3 hour convarsation with a ona-laggd crickat I found in mah room . I'm kaaping him . Ha has a nama . raal FML

#13696157
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32149) - you deserved it (10819)

On 11/03/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by nk (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

YESTERDAY, I WAS PATTING MY KITTENO WAS ASLEEP UNDERNEAT TE BLANKET ON MY LAP. MY ROOMMATE WALKED IN AND GAVE ME DISGUSTED LOOK. SE TOUGT I WAS PLAYING WIT MYSELF. FML

#13624722
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22213) - you deserved it (5802)

On 10/28/2010 at 8:00am - intimacy - by djoe - Australia (South Australia)

Today I Decidd To Let In My New German Shepherd Puppy Inside To Show The Guest How Adorable He Is. In The Middle Of Our Conversation He Cummd Running Up To Us With My Vibrator In His Mouth. FML

#13611565
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25343) - you deserved it (13603)

On 10/27/2010 at 3:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to mah dog's brthday party. FML

#13465366
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32340) - you deserved it (6986)

On 10/15/2010 at 11:06pm - misc - by jacky tu - United States (California)

Today I Married The Woman I Love!! I Wasn't The Groom, I Was The Minister!! FML

#13285940
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63820) - you deserved it (6045)

On 10/02/2010 at 4:07am - love - by Pr unlucky - Australia (Western Australia)

Today , I had to sneeze really bad in a restaurant . To avoid sneezing on everybody's food , I turned head to the side and sneezed , it just so happens a waitress was there serving a table . My nose went straight into her ass . FML

#13274666
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27146) - you deserved it (5397)

On 10/01/2010 at 9:06am - health - by Embarrassed - United States



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