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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 April 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6132
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About IneffableLullaby :
I've been looking in the mirror for so long.
That I've come to believe my soul's on the other side.
All the little pieces falling, shatter.
Shards of me,
Too sharp to put back together.
Too small to matter,
But big enough to cut me into so many little pieces.
If I try to touch her.
And I bleed,
I bleed.
And I breathe,
I breathe no more.

Take a breath and I try to draw from my spirit's well.
Yet again you refuse to drink like a stubborn child.
Lie to me,
Convince me that I've been sick forever.
And all of this,
Will make sense when I get better.
But I know the difference,
Between myself and my reflection.
I just can't help but to wonder,
Which of us do you love.
So I bleed,
I bleed.
And I breathe,
I breathe no...
I bleed.
And I breathe,
I breathe,
I breathe,
I breathe no more.

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IneffableLullaby's favorite FMLs

Today, I was texting my trainer to rearrange our training session. My girlfriend texted me during the exchange, asking what I wanted for Christmas. I accidentally texted my trainer, "All I want are your sweet titties in my face". I'm awaiting a response. FML


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On 11/27/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML


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On 11/23/2010 at 8:41am - work - by fired (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while working as a carhop at Sonic, my roller skates ran over some gravel and I fell, causing me to drop a tray of food. I found out later that one of the customers had deliberately done that to see if I would trip. FML


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On 11/21/2010 at 1:44pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I thought my house was being broken into in the dead of night. Frightened, I dismounted a floor lamp as a make-shift weapon and crept through the house, channelling my inner Ellen Ripley. It turned out to be the wireless printer with a paper jam. FML


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On 11/15/2010 at 12:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML


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On 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of me freaking out and him explaining how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was the best thus far. FML


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On 11/10/2010 at 5:28am - health - by youreajoker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I need to find a way to explain to my 5, 7 and 12 year old kids their uncle wants to become their aunt. FML


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On 11/09/2010 at 12:32am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML


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On 11/08/2010 at 5:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, I was so lonely that I had a 3 hour conversation with a one-legged cricket I found in my room. I'm keeping him. He has a name. FML


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On 11/03/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by nk (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was patting my kitten who was asleep underneath the blanket on my lap. My roommate walked in and gave me disgusted look. She thought I was playing with myself. FML


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On 10/28/2010 at 8:00am - intimacy - by djoe - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I decided to let in my new German Shepherd puppy inside to show the guest how adorable he is. In the middle of our conversation, he came running up to us with my vibrator in his mouth. FML


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On 10/27/2010 at 3:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML


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On 10/15/2010 at 11:06pm - misc - by jacky tu - United States (California)

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML


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On 10/02/2010 at 4:07am - love - by Pr unlucky - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I had to sneeze really bad in a restaurant. To avoid sneezing on everybody's food, I turned my head to the side and sneezed, it just so happens a waitress was there serving a table. My nose went straight into her ass. FML


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