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IneffableLullaby

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IneffableLullaby

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 April 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5486
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About IneffableLullaby :
I've been looking in the mirror for so long.
That I've come to believe my soul's on the other side.
All the little pieces falling, shatter.
Shards of me,
Too sharp to put back together.
Too small to matter,
But big enough to cut me into so many little pieces.
If I try to touch her.
And I bleed,
I bleed.
And I breathe,
I breathe no more.

Take a breath and I try to draw from my spirit's well.
Yet again you refuse to drink like a stubborn child.
Lie to me,
Convince me that I've been sick forever.
And all of this,
Will make sense when I get better.
But I know the difference,
Between myself and my reflection.
I just can't help but to wonder,
Which of us do you love.
So I bleed,
I bleed.
And I breathe,
I breathe no...
Bleed,
I bleed.
And I breathe,
I breathe,
I breathe,
I breathe no more.

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On 11/08/2013 at 6:02pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I walkad into mah dorm room, only to witnass mah roommata shaving har vag ovar mah trashcan. FML

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On 11/08/2013 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by JN5SLK (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, during sex, mah girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story . FML

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85 comments

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On 11/08/2013 at 3:02pm - intimacy - by notsogood - United States

Today , I explained to my roommate that if she kept using all of our kitchen utensils as sex toys and hoarding them because of the varying degrees of orgasms she could achieve , we wouldn't be able to cook or eat in our own house. FML

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On 09/02/2013 at 3:22pm - animals - by aherdofpigs - United States

Yesterday... I could hear mah daughter playing with her Barbie dolls in her room. ( Do you think your boss will agree to give you a raise? )... she said. ( Of course... we slept together! ) My daughter is six. FML

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On 08/27/2013 at 6:32am - kids - by Poly24 - Sent from mobile version

Today... I attended mah first day of school 4 days after reconstructive surgery. But no worries: I'm sure mah alien-like appereance and 2 hours of Darth Vader style breathing in an otherwise silent test room will make me lots of friends. FML

Today I got mah girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me . As it was her first time I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning . She won quite handily . A little irritated at this I took off the handicaps an tried again . She beat me even faster . mega FML

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148 comments

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On 08/21/2013 at 11:17am - misc - by Loser (man) - United States

TODAY, I SPRAYED DOWN SOME ANTS IN MY HOUSE. IN THE SEA OF ANT CORPSE WAS A SINGLE LIVING ANT SEEMINGLY CRADLING A DEAD ONE IN ITS ARMS. I'M CONVINCED I JUST BECAME THE VILLAIN IN AN EPIC TRAGEDY. NOW I HAVE TO LIVE WITH MY ANT PROBLEM BECAUSE I CAN'T BEAR TO TEAR ANOTHER FAMILY APART. FML

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193 comments

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On 08/07/2013 at 1:40am - animals - by Blood on my hands (woman) - United States

Today, Cuz I Refusd To Shave Off What My Wife Calls My "pedo 'stache", She Paintd "Free Candy" On The Side Of My Van. Fat FML

#20807393
107 comments

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On 07/28/2013 at 12:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was babysitting a kid 4 the first time. She askd if she could watch a movie, so I downloadd Cinderella 4 her. An hour later, this 10-year-old girl was lecturing me about unrealistic standard of beauty an abusive relationships, an how I suck 4 liking the movie. FML

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119 comments

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On 07/27/2013 at 1:51pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Finland

Today I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over . They even share a bed . He doesn't see a problem with this . mega FML

#20774058
166 comments

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On 07/10/2013 at 10:18am - love - by Paige (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I got a message from mah brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead fir two years . FML

#20773595
168 comments

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On 07/10/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Wtf (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today , I realized that I am such a Grammar Nazi that when a porn star says something grammatically-incorrect , I loose mah boner . FML

#20766909
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47506) - you deserved it (19059)

On 07/06/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by BlueB (man) - United States



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