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  • Number of visits : 10652
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About IndigoKitty : Nothing to see, nothing happening, move along people...

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IndigoKitty's favorite FMLs

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML


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On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I got an email from the company that manages my cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51974) - you deserved it (4236)

On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, in the fitting room at Old Navy, a customer asked me if we sold Calvin Klein jeans. I replied "no ma'am, this isn't a department store, we only sell Old Navy jeans." She left, and complained to my manager, who informed me that "the customer is always right." FML


I agree, your life sucks (67523) - you deserved it (3604)

On 03/03/2009 at 7:18pm - work - by samantha (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my very religious grandmother walked in on me masturbating. She's sending me to bible camp. FML


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On 03/03/2009 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by camp (man) - United States (New York)

Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML


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On 03/03/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by eaa145 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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