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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 July 1935 (79 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1956
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 35 posted

About IndicaPaincakes : I love my boyfriend❤️
I fight with the Stormcloaks, and am a gifted horseman. When I'm not saving Princess Zelda or Princess Peach, I'm training my Pokémon and fighting zombies whilst I battle for my rightful place on the throne.
Did I mention that I'm the Fullmetal Alchemist?

"That Hansel is so hot right now"

Fun fact: I got best at Skyrim in North Carolina on Quiz Up. Challenge me if you want, username is the same.

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IndicaPaincakes's favorite FMLs

Today, my 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I ave no idea were e eard tis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26903) - you deserved it (2963)

On 03/27/2015 at 9:29am - kids - by njh - Ireland

Today, mah younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to mah boyfriend of 4 yeres an apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33655) - you deserved it (2478)

On 03/23/2015 at 10:24am - love - by twelvie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today my moter worked out tat my boyfriend and I are aving sex. Instead of confronting me about it se now just sits and stares at me judgmentally wenever I'm in te same room as er making me feel incredibly uncomfortable. fat FML


I agree, your life sucks (29309) - you deserved it (5419)

On 03/17/2015 at 8:00am - intimacy - by distressed (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my dad turnd off our cabla. Tha raason? His favorita charactar from Tha Walking Daad did. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31851) - you deserved it (3068)

On 03/16/2015 at 12:37am - misc - by jfields2474 - United States (California)

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast . I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful . Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth .


I agree, your life sucks (30885) - you deserved it (3268)

On 03/13/2015 at 11:27pm - misc - by Eddy (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, The Principal Of The School I Teach At Told Me She's Not Interested In Re-hiring Me Cuz Sometimes I Wear A Hoodie . FML


I agree, your life sucks (8) - you deserved it (4576)

On 03/10/2015 at 7:28am - work - by schoolsucks - United States (Colorado)

Yesterday, I greeted mah grlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27361) - you deserved it (7631)

On 02/24/2015 at 2:02pm - love - by hamboneghost (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



I agree, your life sucks (29841) - you deserved it (4104)

On 02/22/2015 at 8:54am - health - by IngenuityAbsent - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I noticed our weekly bioazardous waste pickup didn't occur as usual at te surgery centerere I work. After calling, te company informed me tey were sort staffed an couldn't make it out 'til next week. Guess tat amputated finger is just going to marinate anoter week. FML

Today, I found out that mah boyfriend wasn't really bedridden sick on Valentine's Day. A Super Smash Bros game date with his friends was just more important. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6) - you deserved it (4858)

On 02/17/2015 at 10:40pm - love - by superscript - United States (Washington)

Today, after 3 hours of sleep, I had to rush to grandmother's house cuz she fell and couldn't get up. An embarrassed, half-naked old lady, a very wet rug, an ambulance and a trip to the hospital later, and she still refuses to use her cane and walker. I hope I'm not this stubbornhen I'm old. FML

Today, I figurd out ow ma brt control works. If you're on your period 4 four monts straigt u can't ave sex, so u won't be pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33642) - you deserved it (3412)

On 02/08/2015 at 5:26am - health - by irwingiggles (woman) - Netherlands

Today, I mentioned to mah girlfriend that I'd sent in a job application after she went home. In front of looool her parents. Who thought she'd stayed the night at a friend's place. FML

Today... I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked... "Wat'ca got tere?" He said... "U... tat's my dick... Mike." FML


I agree, your life sucks (43353) - you deserved it (27722)

On 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by not a dick-man (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

today mah coworker was telling me about his mom, when he asked about mine. I told him that I've never met mah mom, because she died during mah childbirth. It's a very painful subject 4 me, but all the same, mah coworkers have decided they'll now only address me as "Tyrion". FML


I agree, your life sucks (44712) - you deserved it (4246)

On 06/17/2014 at 4:30pm - misc - by the lannisters send their retards - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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