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  • Number of visits : 1724
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 35 posted

About IndicaPaincakes : I love my boyfriend❤️
I fight with the Stormcloaks, and am a gifted horseman. When I'm not saving Princess Zelda or Princess Peach, I'm training my Pokémon and fighting zombies whilst I battle for my rightful place on the throne.
Did I mention that I'm the Fullmetal Alchemist?

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IndicaPaincakes's favorite FMLs

Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26543) - you deserved it (7483)

On 02/24/2015 at 2:02pm - love - by hamboneghost (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had a dream where I whacked my head against my shelf. I woke up immediately after, freaked out and whacked my head against my shelf. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29379) - you deserved it (4093)

On 02/22/2015 at 8:54am - health - by IngenuityAbsent - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I noticed our weekly biohazardous waste pickup didn't occur as usual at the surgery center where I work. After calling, the company informed me they were short staffed and couldn't make it out 'til next week. Guess that amputated finger is just going to marinate another week. FML

Today, I found out that my boyfriend wasn't really bedridden sick on Valentine's Day. A Super Smash Bros game date with his friends was just more important. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28270) - you deserved it (4829)

On 02/17/2015 at 10:40pm - love - by superscript - United States (Washington)

Today, after 3 hours of sleep, I had to rush to my grandmother's house because she fell and couldn't get up. An embarrassed, half-naked old lady, a very wet rug, an ambulance and a trip to the hospital later, and she still refuses to use her cane and walker. I hope I'm not this stubborn when I'm old. FML

Today, I figured out how my birth control works. If you're on your period for four months straight you can't have sex, so you won't be pregnant. FML


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On 02/08/2015 at 5:26am - health - by irwingiggles (woman) - Netherlands

Today, I mentioned to my girlfriend that I'd sent in a job application after she went home. In front of her parents. Who thought she'd stayed the night at a friend's place. FML

Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML


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On 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by not a dick-man (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my coworker was telling me about his mom, when he asked about mine. I told him that I've never met my mom, because she died during my childbirth. It's a very painful subject for me, but all the same, my coworkers have decided they'll now only address me as "Tyrion". FML


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On 06/17/2014 at 4:30pm - misc - by the lannisters send their retards - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I let my sister use my phone to play music in the shower, expecting her to use the speakers I have. She used a ziplock bag with a hole in it to connect her headphones. Now I have a waterlogged phone and my sister still doesn't understand why it didn't work. FML


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On 05/04/2014 at 11:18pm - misc - by wow. - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML


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On 04/09/2014 at 1:50pm - love - by BabyButt - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37745) - you deserved it (5439)

On 04/04/2014 at 9:57pm - misc - by Violet (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, during my dinner break, I was forced to listen to a coworker talk about how he dumped his needy ex for another woman. I'm the ex. We kept our relationship secret from our coworkers. I guess now I know why he dumped me. FML


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On 03/24/2014 at 2:56am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had to wave my arms like a maniac as I sat on the toilet at work, otherwise the faulty motion sensor/timer would turn the lights off after about ten seconds. I've had to do this for several days now. No one else has reported this problem, so management won't get it fixed. FML


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On 03/18/2014 at 4:10am - work - by aziraphaleelle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's mom. She was driving us to a theme park that was about 2 hours away. She asked for the address to put into the GPS, so I gave it to her. It turned out to be a farm, an hour away from the park. So much for good first impressions. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34895) - you deserved it (8152)

On 03/07/2014 at 8:29am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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