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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 888
  • Number of comments : 117
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I tried a new hairstyle to impress a guy I like. I was pretty confident, until he took one look at me and said, "Uh... why's there an onion on your head?" So much for that. FML


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On 03/17/2015 at 12:25pm - love - by RS (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above my forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, "Quitting." FML


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On 03/06/2015 at 10:22pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I slipped on some ice and wrecked my back. When my husband and I went to go to bed, he begged me to take one of the pain pills left over from his recent surgery. Not so I could feel better and get some rest, but so he could have sex. FML


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On 02/28/2015 at 9:47pm - intimacy - by k8thagr8 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML


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On 02/09/2015 at 9:53am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my annoying colleague gasped, wrapped her arms around herself, started sweating and curled up in a ball crying, "No, no, no" in front of several customers. They accused me of 'setting her off', when I blurted out, "Sorry, she gets panic attacks". All I did was say the word 'abortion'. FML


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On 10/20/2014 at 4:31am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was wearing a letterman jacket that had my school name and "Okinawa Japan" on the back. A high school kid walks up to me and says, "I can't forgive you people for bombing Pearl Harbor." I'm black. FML


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On 10/29/2013 at 6:31pm - misc - by The_FN_Gunny - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML


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On 10/02/2010 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was washing my hair in the shower when the water went ice cold. It's 20 degrees outside and we have soft water which takes a longer time to wash away soap. FML


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On 01/23/2010 at 12:53pm - misc - by Moondoggie_ggk69 (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I finally hooked up with a boy I really liked. We were lying in bed and my panties were already off when he asked me : "Would you also have sex with me if you weren't drunk?". I responded "Yes!" and asked him the same question, at which he responded : "No, probably not." FML


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On 02/17/2009 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Dannylover (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

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