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by anonymous / 01/13/2012 at 12:05am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by xXMudkipNoobXx / 01/12/2012 at 8:20pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML
by Anonymous / 01/12/2012 at 6:54am / Sweden / Kids
Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML
by hannaaaahr / 01/11/2012 at 3:08pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Health
Today, I looked into my sink's garbage disposal for the first time since I moved in two months ago. Apparently, the putrid smell was not the food I've been throwing down it, but instead, a now what appears to be mutilated litter of rats. FML
by RatFailure / 01/11/2012 at 12:23am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm / India / Kids
by student414 / 01/10/2012 at 12:15pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Geek
by Needsanewjob / 01/10/2012 at 10:34am / United States (Arizona) / Work
by nevasurprised / 01/10/2012 at 9:50am / Germany / Work
by cdestarac / 01/10/2012 at 1:07am / United States (Texas) / Love
by liLbob6598 / 01/09/2012 at 9:34pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML
by Whyme / 01/09/2012 at 1:14am / United States (Texas) / Love
by shades / 01/08/2012 at 10:43pm / United Kingdom / Love
by Forever Alone x2 / 01/07/2012 at 2:47pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
by Danny / 01/07/2012 at 5:27am / Australia / Intimacy
- Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,… Today, after shaking my boss's hand, I noticed that he had a piece of toilet paper stuck to one of… Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus…