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by Anonymous / 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I was drinking from a water bottle while in a lecture. The water caught in my throat and it felt like I was choking to death. Instead of asking me if I was okay or trying to help, the guy sitting next to me told me to shut up. FML
by Anonymous / 01/25/2012 at 12:21pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Paicked / 01/25/2012 at 7:33am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML
by Benjamin / 01/25/2012 at 12:03am / United States (California) / Work
by me / 01/24/2012 at 10:40pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by emma209 / 01/24/2012 at 1:07pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by SpongeAbii2 / 01/24/2012 at 6:47am / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Miscellaneous
by stinky / 01/24/2012 at 3:15am / United States (Colorado) / Health
by nacho / 01/24/2012 at 1:42am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/23/2012 at 11:46pm / United States / Love
Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "shit", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother". FML
by gloria77 / 01/23/2012 at 6:26pm / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/23/2012 at 9:19am / United States / Money
Today, I was accepted into a police academy. I called my girlfriend of 2 years, who was supportive through the process. She promptly broke up with me, stating, "You'll be really busy in the academy, and I can't marry a police officer. Its a dangerous job." And then called me selfish for "doing this to us." FML
by FuturePolice / 01/23/2012 at 4:56am / United States (California) / Work
Today, I waited on an elderly man whose wife had just left him. After him going on and on about how his dog will love his leftover chicken, I nervously caught a case of verbal diarrhea and uttered, "Well, if there's chicken involved, I'll get on my knees and be your dog." FML
by Anonymous / 01/23/2012 at 12:12am / United States / Work
by michellenKG / 01/23/2012 at 12:05am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I came home from a night out with the lads. My girlfriend refused to make love to me, saying… Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my wife muttering "God, I want you so bad". Figuring… Today, I went to a party and crashed on the bedroom floor. I woke up to sex noises coming from the…