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Today, a man with a face like a corpse's shoe started talking to me in the long queue at the Post Office. Apparently, his mother invented the banana, and he's first in line for the throne in France if ever Prince Harry dies. And his breath smelled like Satan's ass gas. FML
by Anonymous / 08/17/2011 at 12:48am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that I was moving to Germany. I'm going to be put back a year in school because of the system change. I also don't speak a word of German. Why? Because my mother wants to brag about this experience to her friends. FML
by Awesome / 08/16/2011 at 8:05pm / Russian Federation / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/14/2011 at 3:32pm / United States (North Carolina) / Kids
by Username / 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by ifailsobadly / 08/13/2011 at 4:22pm / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML
by brittbrat4 / 08/13/2011 at 2:51am / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, my three year old sister asked me to go to the amusement park with her. Since I was late for work, I politely refused and said we'd go tomorrow. She punched me in the nuts so hard that I could barely walk. FML
by IRum / 08/11/2011 at 4:45am / Russian Federation / Kids
Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML
by Jilly / 08/08/2011 at 2:45am / Australia / Kids
by Eddie / 08/07/2011 at 3:43pm / Israel (HaMerkaz) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/01/2011 at 12:28am / United States (Kentucky) / Kids
by Username / 07/29/2011 at 7:36pm / United States / Kids
by corasmom / 07/27/2011 at 2:09pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
by unnamed / 07/25/2011 at 11:19pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Harry / 07/20/2011 at 3:40am / United States / Kids
Today, a group of girl-scouts came to my door selling chocolate bars. I bought 2 bars and smiled as they left, thinking I'd done a good deed. When the door closed, I heard one of the girls say, "Told you, the fat bitches always wanna buy from us." FML
by hatemylife / 07/19/2011 at 2:24am / United States (New York) / Kids
- Today, I was on the bus when I felt a big yawn coming on, one so big that my mouth stretched and my… Today, my girlfriend gave birth to our first child. Our nurse was the lady I had a one night stand… Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's window. On his ledge, I can see…
- Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the…