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Incognito23
  • Town/Country : Lincoln, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 September 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1668
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Incognito23 : Hi(: My name is Isabella.. I'm not sure exactly what to say here or what, if anything, you are hoping to find out, so I'm just going to say that if you are in the mood to talk, I'm all for it. I like talking to new people. So message me if you like(: If not, have a nice day.

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Today, my 4 year old asked to go outside and play in the sprinkler. I told him not right now because I was busy and he's too little to play outside by himself. I came out of the laundry room later to find he'd brought the sprinkler in the house and turned the water on. At least he listened. FML

#17528012
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27979) - you deserved it (7594)

On 08/20/2011 at 10:08am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a man with a face like a corpse's shoe started talking to me in the long queue at the Post Office. Apparently, his mother invented the banana, and he's first in line for the throne in France if ever Prince Harry dies. And his breath smelled like Satan's ass gas. FML

#17496000
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26625) - you deserved it (3228)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that I was moving to Germany. I'm going to be put back a year in school because of the system change. I also don't speak a word of German. Why? Because my mother wants to brag about this experience to her friends. FML

#17493123
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27656) - you deserved it (2247)

On 08/16/2011 at 8:05pm - kids - by Awesome (woman) - Russian Federation

Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML

#17471195
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27889) - you deserved it (3334)

On 08/14/2011 at 3:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML

#17470290
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24306) - you deserved it (9032)

On 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, I came home to find my house destroyed. I was so devastated, I cried. I had spent days hand-crafting the house to perfection, down to the finest detail. On Minecraft. FML

Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML

#17457165
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14779) - you deserved it (23417)

On 08/13/2011 at 2:51am - kids - by brittbrat4 - United States (Florida)

Today, my three year old sister asked me to go to the amusement park with her. Since I was late for work, I politely refused and said we'd go tomorrow. She punched me in the nuts so hard that I could barely walk. FML

#17438082
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24768) - you deserved it (4748)

On 08/11/2011 at 4:45am - kids - by IRum (man) - Russian Federation

Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML

#17404140
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29324) - you deserved it (4467)

On 08/08/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Jilly (woman) - Australia

Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML

#17398167
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34803) - you deserved it (4300)

On 08/07/2011 at 3:43pm - intimacy - by Eddie (man) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML

#17326829
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24793) - you deserved it (4823)

On 08/01/2011 at 12:28am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML

#17301122
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32034) - you deserved it (6194)

On 07/29/2011 at 7:36pm - kids - by Username - United States

Today, I learned that my daughter's gerbils are not afraid of the vacuum cleaner. FML

#17279585
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25282) - you deserved it (9181)

On 07/27/2011 at 2:09pm - kids - by corasmom (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I called my seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge because it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML

#17260733
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12177) - you deserved it (33130)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:19pm - kids - by unnamed - United States (California)

Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML

#17187115
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45456) - you deserved it (2687)

On 07/20/2011 at 3:40am - kids - by Harry - United States



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