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Inciter

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 September 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 13904
  • Number of comments : 155
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Inciter : I'm a 25 year old mother of a beautiful baby boy.

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Today... I was leading a tour of mah university and saw a girl in rippd jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck mah dick... bitch." FML

#21278356
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26600) - you deserved it (53203)

On 10/15/2014 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I got married. It was a beautiful ceremony with all of our family and friends. Too bad it ended with us leaving the reception before dancing even started, since my groom couldn't stop bawling his eyes out from all the stress. real FML

TODAY AS A RESTAURANT MANAGER I HAD A LARGE PARTY OF DIFFICULT GUESTS. THEY SAT IN THEIR PRIVATE ROOM THEY'D RESERVED 4 THREE-AND-A-HALF HOURS THEN CAUSED A HUGE SCENEHEN IT WAS TIME TO PAY. ONE GUY EVEN RAN AT ME LIKE HE WAS GOING TO HIT ME. FML

#21276013
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32529) - you deserved it (2251)

On 10/12/2014 at 2:40am - work - by stressed - United States (Georgia)

Today, mah boyfriend broke up with me because I cut mah hair short an he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML

#21275799
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34047) - you deserved it (6615)

On 10/11/2014 at 8:11pm - misc - by dykerino (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY, A NURSE ASKED RELATIONSIP STATUS. I ANSWERED, "MARRIED". SE TEN ASKED IF TERE WAS ANY POSSIBILITY OF ME BIENG PREGNANT. I ARDLY CONTAINED SNORT, BEFORE RESPONDING, "NO, U AVE TO AVE SEX FOR TAT." I'M NOT SURE WAT'S WORSE, TE FACT TAT IT'S TRUE OR ER LAUGTER. MEGA FML

#21275225
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38498) - you deserved it (5032)

On 10/10/2014 at 9:25pm - intimacy - by bluevix (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was cleanhen we first startd dating. fat FML

#21267650
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43016) - you deserved it (3834)

On 09/29/2014 at 12:48pm - health - by impure - United States

Today, mah drunk husband cummed home, got into bed, and started humping the body pillow. He ended up whining about how I hadn't come yet, then angrily slurred that I must be cheating on him. All I could do was stay quiet and wonder how the idiot even made it home alive. FML

#21266933
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48138) - you deserved it (3550)

On 09/28/2014 at 11:30am - intimacy - by tw@ (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today my boyfriend and I were planning on having sex. He first excused himself to the bathroom then returned with a sad face saying he had fumbled with himself in the bathroom to get ( ready ) and accidentally came. He said ( I was thinking of u though. looool ) FML

Taday Mah Girlfriend Visitd Mah Restaurant With Some Guy I'd Never Seen Before. She Introducd Him To Me As Her "new Boyfriend". She Was Always A Cold Bitch, But I Never Saw This Coming. I Had To Serve There Foodhile Choking Back Tears, And I Couldn't Work Up The Nerve To Spit In It. FML

#21260464
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51461) - you deserved it (4988)

On 09/18/2014 at 3:32am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I found out mah wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML

#21260166
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38679) - you deserved it (2881)

On 09/17/2014 at 6:10pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I got dumpd by ma boyfriend!! He said it was because e livd 2 ours away , but I tink te ultrasound poto is oter girlfriend postd proudly on is Facebook wall r te real reason!! FML

#21260092
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44484) - you deserved it (4147)

On 09/17/2014 at 3:48pm - love - by kitkat (woman) - United States

Today, I chatted to a nice guy an gave him mah number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, an then put mah phone on silent. He rang multiple times, an when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me an calling me gutless for not responding. FML

#21255032
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34603) - you deserved it (3337)

On 09/09/2014 at 12:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

I finally told mah dad that I hate his girlfriend . I said her daughter's a completehore , and her son is annoying as fuck . Turns out they were in the house and within earshot , ready to throw me a birthday party . FML

#21243310
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24915) - you deserved it (45070)

On 08/22/2014 at 6:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, to spice things up, mah boyfriend suggestd we wear disguises. Amusd by the idea, I acceptd. That's how I endd up having sex with Gandalf. FML

#21240323
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43198) - you deserved it (9415) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/18/2014 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Degueusement (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I eard ma sister gagging in er room. Se was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after earing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, ten eard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see er on er knees and er boyfriend wit is underwear around is ankles. mega FML

#21233355
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51906) - you deserved it (21209)

On 08/09/2014 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom



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