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Inciter

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 September 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 17022
  • Number of comments : 155
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Inciter : I'm a 25 year old mother of a beautiful baby boy.

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Today, my ex-boyfriend who I am still in love with sends me a text message that says "I miss you, baby". It turns out my name comes right after his girlfriend's name on his contact list. FML

#2236
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23719) - you deserved it (1835)

On 01/22/2009 at 5:47pm - love - by yeah... - United States (Ohio)

Today, my ex-boyfriend who I am still in love with sends me a text message that says "I miss you, baby". It turns out my name comes right after his girlfriend's name on his contact list. FML

#2236
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23719) - you deserved it (1835)

On 01/22/2009 at 5:47pm - love - by yeah... - United States (Ohio)

Today, a girl invited me over to her dorm room at 3 AM. For some reason, I thought it would be a good idea to respond to e-mails just before. She said she was tired and then went to bed. I'm a F*ing idiot. FML

#2212
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4839) - you deserved it (40572)

On 01/22/2009 at 3:34pm - love - by Princeton - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I drove to my university to pick up forms and books. When I parked at 2:58 there was 30 mins on the meter. I returned at 3:32 only to find a parking ticket issued at 3:31. The worst part is, the books were not available until next week and I could've got the forms online. FML

#2149
11 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17130) - you deserved it (3821)

On 01/22/2009 at 5:48am - misc - by unifail - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I get home and there's a package waiting for me. I ordered something online 2 weeks ago for a girl I like. She's not available anymore. No refunds. FML

#1976
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17050) - you deserved it (4712)

On 01/21/2009 at 1:59am - love - by Dudeman5000 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up with a hangover, but went to school anyway without showering, applying makeup, and still wearing my pajama bottoms. While taking the subway, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend who I hadn't seen a year. His new girlfriend looked at me and said, "You look... tired." FML

#1930
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9720) - you deserved it (18824)

On 01/20/2009 at 4:38pm - misc - by babygurl69 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML

#1919
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24054) - you deserved it (1671)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:41pm - love - by Taylor - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sends a text to one of his "friends" saying "I'm thinking of you". FML

#1878
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21829) - you deserved it (1929)

On 01/20/2009 at 11:20am - love - by Wolf - Trinidad and Tobago (Saint George)

Today, I have to be at work with a smile on my face, whilst sitting next to the asshole that dumped me last week. FML

#1869
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21060) - you deserved it (4929)

On 01/20/2009 at 10:16am - work - by Heartbroken - Australia (Queensland)

Today, the phone rang. I run to get the call, I trip, fall on a metal chair. Tears in my eyes and out of breath I pick up... "Hi, do you have a minute to answer a few questions? It's for a survey." FML

#1820
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19706) - you deserved it (4018)

On 01/20/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by Kika - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML

#1809
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21525) - you deserved it (5693)

On 01/19/2009 at 11:23pm - misc - by HeadTrauma - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she had fantasies about throwing him out a window when he was a baby because she was so depressed and couldn't handle the stress. The worst part is he wants to get married. She'd be my mother-in-law. FML

#1751
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19211) - you deserved it (3442)

On 01/19/2009 at 12:59pm - love - by lovekills99 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML

#1705
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30720) - you deserved it (2084)

On 01/19/2009 at 6:12am - love - by f'ed_over - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while on a date with the guy of my dreams, I cut my tongue so bad it bled for an hour. I managed to cut it on the plastic spoon from my coffee. FML

#1689
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20543) - you deserved it (2631)

On 01/19/2009 at 12:32am - health - by spoony - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I convinced myself I needed to get over my ex-girlfriend. I spent twenty minutes signing up for a new dating site, only to find out, that the only other profile on the site of a person within 200 km, is my ex-girlfriend. FML

#1665
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24066) - you deserved it (2103)

On 01/18/2009 at 8:07pm - love - by GopherJR - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)



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