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  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 September 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6850
  • Number of comments : 154
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Inciter : I'm a 25 year old mother of a beautiful baby boy.

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Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, add her new boyfriend to her friends and changed her status to "I'm so happy". FML

#846
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20477) - you deserved it (5587)

On 01/04/2009 at 4:43pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got unbelievably drunk and pissed in the corner of my room, all over a plug socket, which blew out the electrics. FML

#843
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4631) - you deserved it (37569)

On 01/04/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out the girl I was in love with has a new boyfriend. I blame myself because I believed her when she said she "wasn't ready" for a relationship. FML

#678
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20116) - you deserved it (3488)

On 01/02/2009 at 6:14am - love - by loser doctor - Philippines (Quezon City)

Today, I received a text message from my girlfriend saying: "Do you remember last time we slept together?", I answer straight away "Of course I do, it was great!". To which she replies: "I hope you made the most of it: it was the last". FML

#676
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24922) - you deserved it (2151)

On 01/02/2009 at 12:37am - love - by Godmish - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend has big fake boobs, but gets offended when I tell her how much I like them. FML

#769
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35309) - you deserved it (5618)

On 01/01/2009 at 12:23am - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML

#766
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46797) - you deserved it (2310)

On 12/31/2008 at 6:41pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay. FML

#764
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23437) - you deserved it (3556)

On 12/31/2008 at 1:03pm - love - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I attended a speed dating evening. After 7 minutes, the girl told me she wasn't interested. I asked her at what point of the conversation she had made up her mind, she answered: "When you said 'Hello'. Goodbye". FML

#639
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17624) - you deserved it (1929)

On 12/30/2008 at 10:48pm - misc - by Aintnosunshine - Sent from mobile version

Today, I am spending new year absolutely alone. My girlfriend canceled our plans the day before so she could spend it with alcohol and strangers. Somehow, I still love her. FML

#762
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22095) - you deserved it (9447)

On 12/30/2008 at 8:36pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML

#612
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19069) - you deserved it (4125)

On 12/30/2008 at 11:53am - love - by Noname - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my two favorite things in the world are Pizza and Beer... I now discover I have Celiac and can't have either. FML

#760
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22771) - you deserved it (2676)

On 12/30/2008 at 5:41am - health - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

#627
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20878) - you deserved it (5049)

On 12/30/2008 at 1:24am - misc - by mimimi - Sent from mobile version

Today, I just realised that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML

#758
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9729) - you deserved it (25500)

On 12/29/2008 at 11:34pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went out for a drink with my girlfriend. Everything was going smoothly until her phone rang, she took the call and cut whoever it was off quite quickly by saying "I can't talk right now, I'm in the middle of a break-up". I certainly wasn't aware. FML

#622
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28285) - you deserved it (1662)

On 12/29/2008 at 2:21am - love - by looz - Sent from mobile version

Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

#619
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34172) - you deserved it (1551)

On 12/28/2008 at 8:41pm - misc - by pop - Sent from mobile version



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