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Today, two customers complained about the shitty service they received from my coworkers. I apologized and asked about the complaint. Their issues were legitimate and I promised to pass them on. They demanded to speak to my manager and my coworkers got in trouble. Now they think I'm a snitch. FML
by Anonymous / 08/11/2016 at 8:40am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Maddii1112 / 08/10/2016 at 3:28pm / United States / Love
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
by Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To / 08/10/2016 at 12:51pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/10/2016 at 10:10am / Serbia / Health
by ScarletSpirit / 08/10/2016 at 6:10am / Intimacy
by Ummm / 08/03/2016 at 3:45pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by CinnamonBunny / 08/02/2016 at 9:27am / Love
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I have no sex drive, but faked it to avoid hurting his feelings. It was after he confessed he is not attracted to women, but forced himself to have sex with me because he didn't want to admit he is gay. FML
by Anonymous / 07/27/2016 at 6:36am / Ukraine (Poltavs'ka Oblast') / Intimacy
by brerj09 / 07/27/2016 at 2:41am / United States / Intimacy
by Brunette, small breasts / 07/24/2016 at 2:51pm / Romania (Giurgiu) / Love
Today, I was told I'm not invited to my best friend's birthday party. Apparently, being divorced and childless doesn't "mesh" well with the rest of the group. My parents are still watching her kids so she can go away for the weekend. FML
by Foreveralone / 07/22/2016 at 4:54am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by Katsura / 07/18/2016 at 8:43pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals
by mattlikesfunions / 07/18/2016 at 2:56pm / United States (Washington) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…