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About InTheLineOfFire : Im a beautiful disaster who gets bored easily and needs something that can keep my mind busy for a while. Ill be your best friend or your worst enemy, take your pick.
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Today, I was in church. After we were done praying, I quickly sat back down, accidentally crushing my testicles in the process. I squealed loudly and all but pissed my pants, earning me plenty of weird looks from the congregation. FML
Today, I decided to mock a few stuck-up runners by effortlessly jumping over the track hurdles. The last one was the easiest. The easiest to crush my balls on, and twist my ankle up in the process. FML
Monday 30 March 2015