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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 June 1986 (29 years)
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About InTheLineOfFire : Im a beautiful disaster who gets bored easily and needs something that can keep my mind busy for a while. Ill be your best friend or your worst enemy, take your pick.

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Today, I was in church. After we were done praying, I quickly sat back down, accidentally crushing my testicles in the process. I squealed loudly and all but pissed my pants, earning me plenty of weird looks from the congregation. FML


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Today, I decided to mock a few stuck-up runners by effortlessly jumping over the track hurdles. The last one was the easiest. The easiest to crush my balls on, and twist my ankle up in the process. FML


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