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InTheLineOfFire
  • Town/Country : vista, California , USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 June 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 166
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About InTheLineOfFire : Im a beautiful disaster who gets bored easily and needs something that can keep my mind busy for a while. Ill be your best friend or your worst enemy, take your pick.

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Today, I was in church. After we were done praying, I quickly sat back down, accidentally crushing my testicles in the process. I squealed loudly and all but pissed my pants, earning me plenty of weird looks from the congregation. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18705) - you deserved it (21116)

On 03/31/2011 at 11:54am - misc - by Nate (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I decided to mock a few stuck-up runners by effortlessly jumping over the track hurdles. The last one was the easiest. The easiest to crush my balls on, and twist my ankle up in the process. FML

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On 03/29/2011 at 2:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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