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  • Birth Date : Friday 10 November 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About InOthrWords : Hey :) I'm Kamille... sometimes I thumb up comments, not because I particularly care for them, I just don't think they deserved to be thumbed down.

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Today, I was doing swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, an felt lyk I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about yur girlfriend's problems! Swim, bitch!" FML

#17233165
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42991) - you deserved it (5606) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/23/2011 at 7:52pm - love - by mathii - Sent from mobile version

Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind . She was playfully drawing on me with a penhen I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg . I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me . FML

#17190246
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38515) - you deserved it (11041)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by John (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today as a 1 year anniversary present my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

#17180663
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31563) - you deserved it (5261)

On 07/19/2011 at 6:57pm - love - by nickrick12 - United States (Florida)

henever I do something that the kid I am babysitting likes, he pats me on the head and says "good girl". I'mhipped by a seven year old. FML

#17177667
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27162) - you deserved it (7941)

On 07/19/2011 at 2:03pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I SAVAD A BRD FROM BAING RUN OVAR AS IT LAY IN THA MIDDLA OF THA ROAD !! THINKING IT HAD A BROKAN WING OR SOMATHING, I STARTAD CARRYING IT HOMA, INTANDING TO TAKA IT TO THA VAT LATAR !! IT CRAPPAD IN MAH HAND AND FLAW AWAY !! FML

#17177469
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27834) - you deserved it (8505)

On 07/19/2011 at 1:45pm - animals - by craphanded - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I went over to mah grlfriend's house to meet her entre family 4 the frst time!! Trying not to be rude, I ate thier 12-bean an chorizo soup!! Now I'm stuck in the bathroom trying to unclog the toilet with no plunger!! FML

#17177083
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37571) - you deserved it (4728)

On 07/19/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by PissNTra - United States

Today, I had a completely normal work day. Other than the fact that mah boss dressed up like the lead singer from KISS an hit us with a foam sword at random. My boss is 49. FML

#17176050
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28549) - you deserved it (6246)

On 07/19/2011 at 11:19am - work - by Bill Harrison - United States

Today , mah girlfriend an I were making out while she was laying on me . Her little brother walkd in , saw us an yelld , "Mom they're swallowing each other!" big fat FML

#17068940
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28552) - you deserved it (22966)

On 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by tony456 (man) - United States (Vermont)

today I saw a Red Tailed Hawk land on my car and spend a few minutes looking at his reflection in the windshield. This was all really neat until I found out he badly scratched my hood with his large talons. FML

#17066735
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25547) - you deserved it (3356)

On 07/11/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by MakeItMaaco (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , I had diarrhea at work. While trying to be subtle about the noises , the woman in the stall next to me calld me by name and askd if I was having trouble. FML

#17066574
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32339) - you deserved it (2778)

On 07/11/2011 at 1:42pm - work - by Username - United States

I Was Invitd Into A Group Chat On Skype. Everyone Ignord Everything I Said, So I Got Pissd And Startd Yelling At Them. Then I Realisd Mah Microphone Wasn't Pluggd In Right. FML

#17055624
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8798) - you deserved it (51866)

On 07/10/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by Canuckster (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today I went to the park with a grl I like . She got playful and climbed a tree insisting I come up too . While we were sitting and enjoying the view she suddenly knocked me off the branch sending me crashing to the ground . real FML

#17044737
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34694) - you deserved it (5696)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:13pm - love - by wolf boy - United States (Connecticut)

Today I went to the park with a grl I like . She got playful and climbed a tree insisting I come up too . While we were sitting and enjoying the view she suddenly knocked me off the branch sending me crashing to the ground . real FML

#17044737
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34694) - you deserved it (5696)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:13pm - love - by wolf boy - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I peekd through my window and traind a pair of binocular on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail , he ends up standing in front of his window toples to flex his muscles. This time , I was surprisd to instead find a note tapd to the window saying , ( Sorry , I'm out tonight. ) FML

#17032745
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11237) - you deserved it (77766) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Today , mah wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex fir the rest of her nine month pregnancy , because according to her , "I don't want twins." FML

#17004643
392 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39963) - you deserved it (10849)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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