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  • Birth Date : Friday 10 November 1995 (18 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About InOthrWords : Hey :) I'm Kamille... sometimes I thumb up comments, not because I particularly care for them, I just don't think they deserved to be thumbed down.

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Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML

#17317953
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30921) - you deserved it (4437)

On 07/31/2011 at 5:05am - misc - by brebre101 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

#17313020
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39710) - you deserved it (7523)

On 07/30/2011 at 8:45pm - intimacy - by cutiekenz21 - United States (Oregon)

Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML

#17306841
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18530) - you deserved it (75092)

On 07/30/2011 at 5:26am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I have to take medicine that gives me painful, violent farts. Tomorrow, I have to either get fired or go work in an office that's dead silent. How silent? Last week I heard my coworker drop a paperclip, three desks away. FML

#17305922
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36500) - you deserved it (3141)

On 07/30/2011 at 2:58am - work - by Tootie (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I realized the only reason my boyfriend is dating me is because he has a pimple fetish. FML

#17304312
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37952) - you deserved it (4685)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:35am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

#17301663
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33585) - you deserved it (3653)

On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while working at Kohl's this woman came up to me and asked if I was Native American, I said yes, she then says "Oh! I thought you guys went extinct." This is the country I live in. FML

#17297056
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42645) - you deserved it (3335)

On 07/29/2011 at 11:18am - work - by crazygirl12 - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex, and it was my first time being on top. I got so into it that when I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML

#17294808
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36881) - you deserved it (9561)

On 07/29/2011 at 3:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML

#17294240
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32386) - you deserved it (13795)

On 07/29/2011 at 2:19am - love - by failure - United States (California)

Today, I gave my dad a brochure for anger management. His response? Throwing a chair out the window. FML

#17285530
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34821) - you deserved it (6861)

On 07/28/2011 at 11:25am - health - by 99520 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML

#17254567
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27143) - you deserved it (11327)

On 07/25/2011 at 2:07pm - misc - by youjustsuck (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

#17253046
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12330) - you deserved it (56550)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML

#17250401
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32832) - you deserved it (8232)

On 07/25/2011 at 3:21am - health - by jgdgjyfg - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML

#17250020
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27729) - you deserved it (9122)

On 07/25/2011 at 2:43am - intimacy - by best_friend - United States (Texas)

Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML

#17249619
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28392) - you deserved it (12039)

On 07/25/2011 at 2:05am - love - by googlefreak54321 - United States (Mississippi)



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