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  • Birth Date : Friday 10 November 1995 (19 years)
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About InOthrWords : Hey :) I'm Kamille... sometimes I thumb up comments, not because I particularly care for them, I just don't think they deserved to be thumbed down.

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Today, I finally finished mah summer assignments fir three AP classes. My schedule also arrived. Turns out mah school can't place me in any of them, and I just wasted the last four weeks of mah summer. FML

#20028136
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23941) - you deserved it (1988)

On 08/18/2012 at 12:27pm - misc - by spandexwiener (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, as I was riding mah bike, mah foot slippd and I did a slow sped-tumble over the top, ripping mah balls wide open. Number of stitches: too looool many to count. Size of balls: softball. Color: blue. fat FML

#20027548
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39566) - you deserved it (2323)

On 08/18/2012 at 1:15am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I walked in on mah fifteen-year-old son an his friends attempting to set up a rudimentary meth lab in his bedroom . I'm not sure whether to be angrier that they simply tried this, or that they thought burning up baking soda would somehow produce methamphetamine . FML

#20017485
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23988) - you deserved it (2391)

On 08/12/2012 at 8:49pm - kids - by JAdams (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

2day at work , I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant , fifteen-year-old , brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out 4 bieng rude by using words from a "foriegn language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML

#20015372
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34354) - you deserved it (2127)

On 08/11/2012 at 3:37pm - work - by mikeissad (man) - United States (Florida)

yesterday I posted a Facebook status on how I hated the new Batman movie . I'm now single, an have received multiple threats . FML

#20009878
346 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17948) - you deserved it (41066)

On 08/08/2012 at 4:39pm - misc - by Deaththreat101 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah mom called me screaming an cussing because she found pot in mah room. I come home an mah dad says, "I hid some pot in your room an I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML

#20006521
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29464) - you deserved it (1880)

On 08/06/2012 at 9:40pm - misc - by Joe Lizen - United States (Illinois)

2day mah son surprisd me on mah birthday with tickets to a concert I really wantd to see. I was excitd, especially since I plannd to looool buy them but couldn't due to the fact it was too expensive. I was ecstatic, until I found out he'd stolen mah credit card to buy them. FML

#20004451
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24255) - you deserved it (1906)

On 08/05/2012 at 7:25pm - kids - by Kolkata - Canada

yesterday mah sister and I were watching the Olympics . Michael Phelp was on the screen, and I was thinking how hot he is looool . My sister commentd on how he looks so much lyk our brother . I can never look at either of them the same way ever again . FML

#19995813
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23880) - you deserved it (3690)

On 08/01/2012 at 1:51am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

today I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. mega FML

#19939596
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34285) - you deserved it (39675)

On 07/15/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by oops - United States

Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through earphoneshen I saw this really cute grl. Trying to impress, I aproached herhile doing some dance moves, thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML

#19913631
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7702) - you deserved it (32589)

On 07/09/2012 at 6:37am - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, mah brother thought it would be funny to pretend mah tampon were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at mah friend and family. FML

#19893089
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21399) - you deserved it (2220)

On 07/05/2012 at 12:01am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah daughtar triad to snaak out of tha housa. Whan I caught har, sha fraakad out an punchad ma in tha faca. Sha than ( snappad out of it ) an claimad sha was slaapwalking. FML

#19842330
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26725) - you deserved it (3387)

On 06/25/2012 at 12:08am - kids - by abbielane - United States (Michigan)

Today, ma girlfriend and I got to te stage in our relationsip were se tink its okay to cange er tampon wilst I brus ma teet. FML

#19786918
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29643) - you deserved it (5721)

On 06/14/2012 at 12:28pm - love - by Sir Vom-a-lot (man) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I was out to coffee with an extremely attractive friend. A crazy man cummed up to the window we were facing. He took one look at her, then turned to me with a big, congratulatory smile, flashing me a thumbs-up. Then he turned to her, frowned disappointedly and gave a thumbs-down. FML

#19785807
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22485) - you deserved it (2012)

On 06/14/2012 at 4:11am - misc - by offended (man) - United States (New York)

Today I was telling mah best friend that I was feeling unattractive an that I never get askd out. As she was trying to make me feel better we were interruptd by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML

#19769675
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25967) - you deserved it (3180)

On 06/11/2012 at 8:01am - love - by ugly (woman) - Australia



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