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Immekel

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Immekel

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2882
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Immekel : I'm Imke ;)
I'm from Holland (weed/whores/tulips/bikes/cheese) these are the stereotypes...
likes screamo/metal/deathcore/rock/metalcore/hardcore ^^
I love playing videogames with my friends (HALO)!
I also love to go to concerts and festivals.
I love tv shows like: True Blood, Grimm, Person of Interest, The Walking Dead, Revenge. I also cosplay Wendy Marvell from Fairy Tail (anime). I love to draw and I study 5 languages at the moment.

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Immekel's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to find that my dog was missing. I spent about an hour searching for him when my psycho ex-girlfriend texted me his photo. She'd kidnapped him. After driving over there, she shot paintballs at my car. Now I have no dog and a colorful car. FML

#128340
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (90842) - you deserved it (6248)

On 02/24/2009 at 10:21pm - animals - by sammatthews2007 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
503 comments

I agree, your life sucks (226533) - you deserved it (78681)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML

#5886
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21984) - you deserved it (2217)

On 02/03/2009 at 3:32am - love - by Noname - United States (Illinois)

Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML

#483
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20834) - you deserved it (4917)

On 12/09/2008 at 11:58pm - kids - by Rita - Sent from mobile version

Today, I am supposed to be doing my homework. Instead, I'm wasting my time on here. Yeah, it's kinda my fault. FML

#94
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13115) - you deserved it (99312)

On 10/27/2008 at 10:53am - misc - by me - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (282703) - you deserved it (28075)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
440 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85444) - you deserved it (39023)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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