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Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML
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On 01/25/2011 at 4:16pm - love - by lovehim (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML
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On 01/25/2011 at 4:16pm - love - by lovehim (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I got into a nasty fight, and ended up leaving with a black eye. The fight was with a champagne bottle cork. I was opening the bottle to celebrate the New Year, at home, alone. FML
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On 12/31/2010 at 10:21pm - love - by haappynewyear - United States (Utah)
Today, I got into a nasty fight, and ended up leaving with a black eye. The fight was with a champagne bottle cork. I was opening the bottle to celebrate the New Year, at home, alone. FML
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On 12/31/2010 at 10:21pm - love - by haappynewyear - United States (Utah)
Today, my little girl spoke her first word. It was ''Daddy''. Daddy left before she was born and she has never met him before. FML
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On 12/28/2010 at 11:47am - kids - by Anonymous - Netherlands
Today, I read that using vegetable oil would give your legs a smooth feel, especially if you haven't shaved for weeks. So I tried it out. My legs felt slimy, the oil clogged up the blades, and I was reduced to shaving my legs with a naked razor head and soapy water. Endlessly smooth indeed. FML
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On 12/13/2010 at 8:55pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I woke up really tired after a night of just two hours sleep. The reason? The mall across the street forgot to turn off their music. It played Christmas songs all night. Loud. FML
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On 12/12/2010 at 6:37am - misc - by Doortje (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)
Today, I came home to find my 25 year old boyfriend laughing hysterically at his laptop while he made Microsoft Sam say "feces", "penis", and "diarrhea". FML
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On 12/10/2010 at 2:17am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML
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On 11/16/2010 at 2:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel (HaDarom)
Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After about minutes of freaking out and explaining on how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was best thus far. FML
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On 11/10/2010 at 5:28am - health - by youreajoker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
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On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, my roommate and I invited a few girls over to our dorm for a small party. We started to play a drinking game, and I attempted to chug three beers in two minutes. My stomach wouldn't have that, and I spewed up bright red chunks everywhere and on everyone. FML
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On 10/07/2010 at 12:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML
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On 09/21/2010 at 12:49am - animals - by awesome - United States (Arizona)
Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML
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On 08/22/2010 at 7:51pm - misc - by Eloy Ymer - Netherlands (Gelderland)
Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML
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On 08/15/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by anonymous - Netherlands (Gelderland)
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