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Immekel

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3560
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Immekel : I'm Imke ;)
I'm from Holland (weed/whores/tulips/bikes/cheese) these are the stereotypes...
likes screamo/metal/deathcore/rock/metalcore/hardcore ^^
I love playing videogames with my friends (HALO)!
I also love to go to concerts and festivals.
I love tv shows like: True Blood, Grimm, Person of Interest, The Walking Dead, Revenge. I also cosplay Wendy Marvell from Fairy Tail (anime). I love to draw and I study 5 languages at the moment.

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Immekel's favorite FMLs

Today, I spent almost two hours cleaning my fish tank, only to find out that my cat had secretly eaten all of my fish while I was cleaning the tank. FML

#15309054
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33089) - you deserved it (7562)

On 03/14/2011 at 3:52pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my cell phone there and had got a text from a guy saying "Hi, how have you been?" FML

#15301527
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53329) - you deserved it (8326)

On 03/14/2011 at 12:07am - love - by wtf -

Today, after a few beers, I was exiting the bathroom of a loud house party when the door jammed. I had to climb out through the shower window. It was fool proof until my foot got stuck. I hung outside the house upside down in the dark yelling for an hour before someone figured out where I was. FML

#15290209
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23916) - you deserved it (13473)

On 03/13/2011 at 3:39am - misc - by Sparks (man) - United States (California)

Today, while at the bakery section of my local supermarket, I heard the beat of what I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it, and bobbed my head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks, I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML

#15287588
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11665) - you deserved it (37338)

On 03/12/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML

#15209845
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37370) - you deserved it (3368)

On 03/05/2011 at 8:42pm - health - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was getting ready for a date when I noticed a spot on my chin. To get rid of it, I applied my sister's spot cream rather than picking it off. Within minutes, my entire chin looked like a swollen tomato. FML

#15187189
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25826) - you deserved it (6526)

On 03/03/2011 at 4:18pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46847) - you deserved it (9273)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to put a band-aid of any kind on your penis, because eventually you will have to take it off. FML

#14967873
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8436) - you deserved it (48198)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:31am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

#14965591
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13297) - you deserved it (47422)

On 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by NotAsToughAsHeThinks (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML

#14948054
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33890) - you deserved it (4612)

On 02/12/2011 at 10:13am - intimacy - by AMIGODO (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 years. He stopped and knelt down in front of me. I started to panic, then he told me to calm down, my shoe was untied. FML

#14908871
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30241) - you deserved it (12158)

On 02/09/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by maddie! - United States (New York)

Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML

#14866852
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18872) - you deserved it (26933)

On 02/06/2011 at 12:53pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML

#14747577
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8431) - you deserved it (104788)

On 01/28/2011 at 8:06pm - love - by peeoncarl1111 - United States

Today, I was out with my boyfriend, and I had an epileptic fit. He had never seen me have one, and it freaked him out. He rang me later to dump me, as he didn't want to go out with someone who acted like a 'spaz' in public. FML

Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML

#14721609
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26502) - you deserved it (3099)

On 01/26/2011 at 4:26pm - love - by Unreality (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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