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Immekel
  • Town/Country : Holland
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2486
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Immekel : I'm Imke ;)
I'm from Holland (weed/whores/tulips/bikes/cheese) these are the stereotypes...
likes screamo/metal/deathcore/rock/metalcore/hardcore ^^
I love playing videogames with my friends (HALO)!
I also love to go to concerts and festivals.
I love tv shows like: True Blood, Grimm, Person of Interest, The Walking Dead, Revenge. I also cosplay Wendy Marvell from Fairy Tail (anime). I love to draw and I study 5 languages at the moment.

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Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML

#15833093
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55108) - you deserved it (4165)

On 04/18/2011 at 11:09am - work - by davka -

Today, I was cutting a little boy's hair at the hairdressers where I work. While cutting his bangs, I noticed his forehead was surprisingly warm. When I asked him if he felt OK, he threw up all over my gown. I think he had some broccoli today. FML

#15830049
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34253) - you deserved it (2742)

On 04/18/2011 at 12:46am - kids - by stickyhair (woman) - United States

Today, a young boy helped me carry my groceries home. He then asked me to sign his sheet to certify that he had done half an hour of service to the elderly. I'm 46. FML

#15818561
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33071) - you deserved it (4990)

On 04/17/2011 at 5:32am - kids - by ::Tracy:: - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after receiving the third call this week from teachers about my son falling asleep in class, I decided that it would be a good idea to hide his Xbox controllers. He decided it would be a good idea to hide my diabetes medication. FML

#15805325
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41426) - you deserved it (16679)

On 04/16/2011 at 8:35am - health - by bbedlock (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend of 3 and half years broke up with me, just after I fixed-up her house that took me about 3 and a half years. FML

#15793143
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37668) - you deserved it (5182)

On 04/15/2011 at 7:50am - love - by Tjop (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in my bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall. Instead, because the poster wasn't completely flat to the wall, I catapulted the spider straight into my face. FML

#15793137
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15038) - you deserved it (20897)

On 04/15/2011 at 7:47am - animals - by spiderwoman (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

#15762337
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16030) - you deserved it (34308)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML

#15719480
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35534) - you deserved it (3973)

On 04/10/2011 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML

#15693187
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40217) - you deserved it (3454)

On 04/08/2011 at 11:03am - love - by hopeless -

Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML

#15689615
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16066) - you deserved it (71520)

On 04/08/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by failure -

Today, my wife figured that a good foreplay move would be to rub MY underwear in MY face. FML

#15675353
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31499) - you deserved it (8834)

On 04/07/2011 at 1:19am - intimacy - by 1337fade (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I wore my cheerleading uniform to my boyfriend's house. He was a nerd in high school and mentioned a fantasy about hooking up with a cheerleader. I started acting sassy and a little mean, figuring he would enjoy a more realistic experience. Apparently not, because he started to cry. FML

#15658091
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24552) - you deserved it (44279)

On 04/05/2011 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by oc_cheergirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my mother I have a girlfriend. Her first answer was "Does she know?" FML

#15655514
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33708) - you deserved it (4555)

On 04/05/2011 at 8:00pm - misc - by notacreeper -

Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish over the webcam lens on my laptop because "It wasn't all black, so I decided to fix it." FML

#15650612
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28802) - you deserved it (5215)

On 04/05/2011 at 12:48pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my four year old daughter came up to me with her finger in her ear. She then let me know that her earwax tasted better than the dinner I made. In front of my whole family. FML

#15645354
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28260) - you deserved it (5745)

On 04/05/2011 at 12:04am - kids - by Bailey (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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