About Immekel : I'm Imke ;)
I'm from Holland (weed/whores/tulips/bikes/cheese) these are the stereotypes...
likes screamo/metal/deathcore/rock/metalcore/hardcore ^^
I love playing videogames with my friends (HALO)!
I also love to go to concerts and festivals.
I love tv shows like: True Blood, Grimm, Person of Interest, The Walking Dead, Revenge. I also cosplay Wendy Marvell from Fairy Tail (anime). I love to draw and I study 5 languages at the moment.
About Immekel : I'm Imke ;)
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Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML
by IhateThem / 05/14/2011 at 1:07am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML
by Kyle / 05/10/2011 at 6:48am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
by Whatdididowrong? / 05/10/2011 at 1:18am / Kids
by jackpot / 05/08/2011 at 9:53pm / Venezuela / Miscellaneous
by ChrissySoltys / 05/02/2011 at 2:39am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/27/2011 at 3:16pm / United States (Tennessee) / Work
by Scarlett / 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/26/2011 at 8:03am / Israel / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML
by Anonymous / 04/24/2011 at 12:10am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by bobo / 04/23/2011 at 9:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML
by Niquesha / 04/23/2011 at 7:56pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by sore / 04/19/2011 at 6:03am / Ireland (Limerick) / Animals
by Wendie / 04/18/2011 at 12:10pm / United States (California) / Animals
- Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to… Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to… Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then scrolled down and found…