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Today, I saw a squirrel beside a tree. Thinking it was cute, I stepped closer, picked up a pine cone and tried to lure it to come closer. After about two minutes of silently squatting on someone's lawn holding a pine cone, I realized the squirrel was dead. FML
by eyesightfail / 11/21/2009 at 6:02pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals
Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
by meteorbabe0101 / 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm / United States (Michigan) / Health
by ihavepinkbackpac / 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I’m teaching French in a university in India. One of the students asked me if Paris was the… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.… Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me…