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  • Number of visits : 598
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About ImmaEatYouXx : I'm a potato and my hobbies include sniffing fluffy dice and fighting dragons with spaghetti... Oh yeah, and I'm not actually that old :D

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ImmaEatYouXx's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw a squirrel beside a tree. Thinking it was cute, I stepped closer, picked up a pine cone and tried to lure it to come closer. After about two minutes of silently squatting on someone's lawn holding a pine cone, I realized the squirrel was dead. FML

#6391764
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25870) - you deserved it (14505)

On 11/21/2009 at 6:02pm - animals - by eyesightfail (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425
709 comments

I agree, your life sucks (743696) - you deserved it (56835)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
1019 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74382) - you deserved it (768396)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)



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