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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 August 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Imladris's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex for the first time with a girl who wanted to be friends with benefits. Halfway through sex she noticed that I had the same tattoo as her brother, and had a full-on panic attack that lasted half-an-hour. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55550) - you deserved it (6913)

On 11/07/2013 at 3:52am - intimacy - by thatescalatedquickly (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I shaved my face after several months of growth. This would be OK if my 4-year-old daughter would still talk to me. Apparently she doesn't recognise me, and I'm scary. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43690) - you deserved it (3721)

On 09/19/2013 at 5:18pm - kids - by Smoothskin (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He told me he was a dinosaur. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43991) - you deserved it (5578)

On 09/16/2013 at 7:09am - love - by Kit (woman) - United Kingdom (Swindon)

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