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Imladris

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 August 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 211
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Imladris : | Hobbit ♡ |
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| Lobes : 0g ; Goal : Not sure yet ♡ |
| Septum : 14g ♡ |

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Imladris's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex for the first time with a girl who wanted to be friends with benefits. Halfway through sex she noticed that I had the same tattoo as her brother, and had a full-on panic attack that lasted half-an-hour. FML

#20948735
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56662) - you deserved it (7013)

On 11/07/2013 at 3:52am - intimacy - by thatescalatedquickly (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I shaved my face after several months of growth. This would be OK if my 4-year-old daughter would still talk to me. Apparently she doesn't recognise me, and I'm scary. FML

#20887990
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44538) - you deserved it (3786)

On 09/19/2013 at 5:18pm - kids - by Smoothskin (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He told me he was a dinosaur. FML

#20883504
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45373) - you deserved it (5718)

On 09/16/2013 at 7:09am - love - by Kit (woman) - United Kingdom (Swindon)



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