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Today, while watching TV with my wife, I realized that we were still watching "My Little Pony" even though the kids had been asleep for half an hour. FML
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On 04/19/2012 at 12:08pm - misc - by ajnmegs - United States (Colorado)
Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML
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Today, I actually fell for the "Delete System 32 on your PC, it makes it run faster" trick. FML
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On 04/02/2012 at 4:45am - misc - by Noob (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML
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On 03/25/2012 at 1:49am - animals - by uh-oh - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 7:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML
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Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML
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On 01/06/2012 at 11:16am - health - by Ixi_the_pixie - United States
Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML
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On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa
Today, after a long therapy session, in which I poured out all my feelings of how happy and in love I am with whom I believe to be my soul-mate, my shrink asked me if I was sure this guy wasn't a figment of my imagination. FML
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On 12/22/2011 at 12:50am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I realized I need a new job when I had to take anti-anxiety medication before meeting with my boss. Last time we met, I had a panic attack. FML
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On 12/21/2011 at 1:10pm - work - by bosslady12 - United States
Today, I discovered that for the last six months my mother has been leaving my TV on FOX while I sleep, in the hope that my subconscious will absorb it and turn me into "a morally-upright human being". FML
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On 12/16/2011 at 5:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, a Karate dojo opened under my apartment. It's like living in a Bruce Lee movie. FML
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On 12/15/2011 at 12:09am - misc - by rattlingfloorboards (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I accidentally called my cute boss "babe." I now have to pretend it's what I call everyone, and start calling all my coworkers "babe." FML
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On 12/14/2011 at 12:18am - work - by Shelly - United States (California)
Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML
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On 12/12/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by tishihish - United States
Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML
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On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States
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