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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 September 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1601
  • Number of comments : 117
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Imhere4fml : I'm a human just looking at the misery of others on this website.

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TODAY MAH CO-WORKER STARTED TALKING IN THIRD PERSON. NOT ONLY THAT BUT HE NARRATES HIS DAILY TASKS. "JEFF REACHED FIR A STAPLER" "JEFF STAPLED A REPORT". I HAVE TO SIT BESIDE THIS CHIMP FIR 8 HOURS A DAY AND NOTHING I SAY CAN END THIS. FML

Taday I Was Refereeing A Soccer Match An I Called A Foul. An Angry Coach Kept Screaming At Me, Saying "You're Crazy!" I Asked Him To Leave The Field. As He Left, He Lifted His Middle Finger An Screamed, "FUCK YOU!" I Ref 5-year-olds. Fat FML

#20937864
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43993) - you deserved it (3016)

On 10/29/2013 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today a hornet thought it would be fun to fly into a candle that I had lit. As the hornet burnd to death it flung its charrd body at my face hich is more painful than it sounds. FML

#20936891
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39718) - you deserved it (3100)

On 10/28/2013 at 4:18pm - misc - by Asshole hornet - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, when I locked mah newly repaired bike up, I carefully took the new rear light off it so that nobody could steal said light. Somebody stole mah bike. At least I have a red light to play with. FML

#20936443
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37319) - you deserved it (3578)

On 10/28/2013 at 2:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, the tickets I bought 4 mah favorite band's concert arrived in the mail!! The concert was last night!! FML

#20935170
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47612) - you deserved it (4302)

On 10/27/2013 at 12:11am - misc - by MsConfusedd (woman) - United States

Today, Mah Car Was Broken Into, On The Same Night I Stayd Up Late Researching How To Install Mah New Car Alarm. FML

#20933464
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38442) - you deserved it (3116)

On 10/25/2013 at 1:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

TODAY I WAS CYCLING HOMEHEN I SAW MY SISTER,HO LIVES A 4 HOUR DRIVE AWAY , WALKING PAST ME ON THE PATH. I TURNED MY HEAD AND CALLED TO HER , CAUSING ME NOT TO NOTICE THE POTHOLE IN FRONT OF ME. MY FRONTHEEL WENT IN AND I WENT OVER THE HANDLEBARS. IT WASN'T EVEN MY SISTER. FML

#20933277
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36210) - you deserved it (10343)

On 10/25/2013 at 8:19am - misc - by karlajjjjj (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today , mah ex boyfriend got into a physical fight with the guy I've been casually seeing for 9 months . Afterwards , they had a beer , a long chat , and decided this was mah fault and I wasn't worth the drama .

#20933266
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44660) - you deserved it (20028)

On 10/25/2013 at 7:54am - love - by what did I do? - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I had horrible morning sickness , but being starving , I had some canned soup . My husband soon cummed into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked lyk chunk of vomit . The visual caused me to vomit all over the table . FML

#20916778
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40552) - you deserved it (3039)

On 10/11/2013 at 6:44pm - health - by jnisla (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I again faild to convince my girlfriend that the $100 in our account is the minimum amount we have keep there to avoid bieng chargd by the bank !! We have a joint checking account, and the only way to take her off it is to close the account outright !! FML

Today, my friends and I spent a little too long enjoying a beautiful cliff overlooking the ocean. We spent the next 3 hours lost in a pitch black jungle with only one pocket-sized flashlight. FML

#20901708
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35238) - you deserved it (11795)

On 09/30/2013 at 7:18am - misc - by sothisishowidie - Guam

today I askd my boyfriend about his views on personal growth. He replid, "What, you mean dick size?" FML

#20895521
71 comments

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On 09/25/2013 at 10:42am - intimacy - by what (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I received a pone call tat started wit , "Now stay calm... Your ouse is on fre." FML

#20834558
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47508) - you deserved it (2563)

On 08/12/2013 at 10:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Taday I was trying to be sexy in the bathtub 4 my boyfriend. I leaned back an caught my hair on fire with the candle. FML

#20818297
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44797) - you deserved it (14903)

On 08/03/2013 at 4:40am - love - by Msmerfner - United States (California)

Today, mah fathar shot mah fiancé. Ha's fina, but tha wadding is off. FML

#20812145
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63171) - you deserved it (4341)

On 07/30/2013 at 8:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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