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Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

#16524791
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I agree, your life sucks (96912) - you deserved it (10720)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

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On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML

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On 12/26/2010 at 3:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my daughter and husband decided to surprise me at work. A whole bunch of my co-workers were standing around me when she ran up and hugged me. Her face is level with my crotch. She immediately jumps back from the hug and says "ewwww smells like fish." FML

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On 12/06/2010 at 9:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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