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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3459
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ImaginaryPerson : Female.18.Music.American Sign Lanugage.NewYork.Tattoos.Owls.StuffedAnimals.Sometimes I think life sucks then I come here. Anyways ima go back to my non-existent social life! :)

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Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML

#21306727
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12345) - you deserved it (2321)

On 11/27/2014 at 10:13am - love - by fart - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went off for a jog. Outside, I saw my really cute neighbour, so in an effort to appear sporty, I accelerated and kept my head up. As I got close, I smiled at him, just when a huge fly flew right up my nose. FML

#21306798
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12452) - you deserved it (1409) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/27/2014 at 10:12am - misc - by Rizma - France (Bretagne)

Today, I had to end a first date with the words, "You can get out of my car and go upstairs yourself, or I can come around and drag you out, bring you up the stairs, and knock on your door," because he'd gotten completely plastered in a span of about three hours. And yes, I had to drag him. FML

Today, I finally got time to take a nap. Later, my mom asked me if I was depressed because I didn't leave my room for 3 hours. She talked to my dad about it, and now my family thinks I'm depressed because I slept for 3 hours. FML

#21306606
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14562) - you deserved it (1053)

On 11/27/2014 at 2:06am - misc - by Sleep. - United States (Missouri)

Today, I thought I'd lost the ring that my boyfriend had given me, in the snow, in the dark. I spent a half hour with a flashlight searching every part of my driveway. The ring was on my kitchen windowsill the whole time. I took it off earlier to do dishes. FML

#21306486
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13671) - you deserved it (3262)

On 11/26/2014 at 10:33pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML

#21306295
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14804) - you deserved it (1550)

On 11/26/2014 at 4:01pm - misc - by UsuallyaUnicornbread (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML

#21306286
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25502) - you deserved it (2115)

On 11/26/2014 at 3:45pm - misc - by void bowels() { cry(); } (man) - United Kingdom (Caerphilly)

Today, I drove over an hour to my grandma's house for her birthday party. When she answered the door, her eyes went wide and she said angrily "No, not you!" and slammed the door shut in my face. FML

#21306195
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20671) - you deserved it (1685)

On 11/26/2014 at 1:13pm - misc - by unwanted (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, what few friends I have won't talk to me anymore. My ex told them she dumped me because I abused her. I never abused her. What really happened is that she dumped me in a rage after I refused to give her money for drugs. Nobody's even asked for my side of the story. FML

#21306153
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23762) - you deserved it (1511)

On 11/26/2014 at 11:42am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I frantically told my parents that my bank account had no money. Turns out, they took the $1,600 I had saved up from a summer job and invested it in penny-stocks. I was grounded because they were "doing it for the family," and I'm being selfish. They also had lost it all in a matter of days. FML

#21306100
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27738) - you deserved it (1809)

On 11/26/2014 at 9:13am - money - by poor man - United States (Florida)

Today, my little brother learned about mortality when our dog died. Since then, he's gone a little nuts and keeps ranting that he sees no point as to why our other dog should live. He's 16. FML

#21306062
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21416) - you deserved it (1618)

On 11/26/2014 at 7:09am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, I found out that my dog likes to howl when he hears sirens. I live next to the fire station. FML

#21305878
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22355) - you deserved it (2495)

On 11/25/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by drreeeewwww - United States (Kentucky)

Today, as I walked into the bank, I tripped and bumped into a security guard. He thought I was assaulting him, so he pinned me to the floor and called for backup as he held me at gunpoint. FML

#21305863
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25303) - you deserved it (2102)

On 11/25/2014 at 3:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom booked a family trip to Sweden. This would be great, if she hadn't asked me to tell our former German exchange student that we were coming to visit her in Germany. She was thrilled. Now I have to be the one to let her down. FML

#21305750
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21763) - you deserved it (1789)

On 11/25/2014 at 11:14am - misc - by Blöde Gans - United States (Florida)

Today, a group of protesters set up just outside my residence hall at one in the morning. After an hour of chanting, the police finally told them to stop, and I was finally able to get some sleep. The protesters responded by pulling the fire alarm in every residence hall on campus. FML

#21305749
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25312) - you deserved it (2213)

On 11/25/2014 at 11:13am - misc - by IHateProtesters (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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