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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 November 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1512
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ImaginaryPerson : Female.18.Music.American Sign Lanugage.NewYork.Tattoos.Owls.StuffedAnimals.Sometimes I think life sucks then I come here. Anyways ima go back to my non-existent social life! :)

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ImaginaryPerson's favorite FMLs

Today, the security at the airport were nice enough to remind me to take the laptop out of my bag. I wish they'd also reminded me to put it back in before I left. FML

#21250584
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17401) - you deserved it (4773)

On 09/02/2014 at 3:48pm - misc - by A continent away (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, my roommate came back from camping. My toothbrush magically reappeared as well. FML

#21250056
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22680) - you deserved it (1811)

On 09/01/2014 at 9:53pm - health - by germophobe (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I work at a bakery. As I was putting out some cakes with fruit on top of them, a customer asked me how we get the little hairs to stay on the raspberries, and if we glue them on. FML

#21249886
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22629) - you deserved it (1863)

On 09/01/2014 at 5:37pm - work - by s0728 - United States (Texas)

Today, after years of wonderful flying experiences, I boarded a flight and took my seat only to find a baby sitting in front of me, behind me, and to the right of me, and across the aisle from me. All of whom decided to cry in unison. It was a 9-hour flight. FML

#21249416
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37049) - you deserved it (2817)

On 09/01/2014 at 12:34am - misc - by MLeguillon - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's for a late night snack. Turns out she lied to me and just used me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing. I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars and make out. I just want fries. FML

#21249351
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34896) - you deserved it (3567)

On 08/31/2014 at 10:55pm - love - by emilyparker - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at my dining job, my boss told me the food was "technically illegal to serve," air quotes and all. FML

#21249316
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27072) - you deserved it (2052)

On 08/31/2014 at 9:56pm - work - by dining - United States (Iowa)

Today, I won a gruelling fitness competition, only to find out the mystery prize was a voucher to get 10 free spray tans. I'm black. FML

#21249089
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38845) - you deserved it (3176)

On 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by disappointedjamaican - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I was hiking down a steep hill, and I slipped. I instinctively grabbed the nearest object to me: a very prickly cactus. FML

#21249060
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29385) - you deserved it (2695)

On 08/31/2014 at 1:51pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while finally about to make love with my long term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

#21249014
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34798) - you deserved it (3664)

On 08/31/2014 at 11:14am - intimacy - by anon - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend was entertaining himself by shoving tampons up his nose and seeing how far across the bed he could blow them. This man is the father of my son. FML

#21248639
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30141) - you deserved it (7468)

On 08/30/2014 at 7:11pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I woke up to the sight of a dead fly on my bedside table, being eaten by a swarm of ants. I screamed so bad that my dad said he thought my sister was being murdered in my room. FML

#21248448
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28879) - you deserved it (5256)

On 08/30/2014 at 12:40pm - misc - by liilii (man) - India (Kerala)

Today, I learned that while other people drunk call their exes, I drunk adopt cats. Seven cats, to be exact. FML

#21248352
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36262) - you deserved it (8441)

On 08/30/2014 at 7:56am - animals - by cat lady (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I was called in over speakers at the airport. The man who was speaking clearly and nearly burst out laughing when he said my name. Soon, a few people around also snickered when they heard it. I had to wait five minutes before I could casually stand up. My last name is Bastard. FML

#21248318
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36770) - you deserved it (2962)

On 08/30/2014 at 4:35am - misc - by poorbastard (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my 8 year old son asked me why he had to make his bed everyday if he would just use it again. I replied with, "You flush the toilet even though you're going to use it again, right?" He said, "Good point." Now he's not making his bed or flushing the toilet. FML

#21248169
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31958) - you deserved it (7816)

On 08/29/2014 at 10:54pm - kids - by sam_666777 - United States (New York)

Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML

#21247999
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33830) - you deserved it (4001)

On 08/29/2014 at 5:22pm - kids - by Quincy_Ethan - United States (Texas)



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