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ImaginaryPerson

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 18006
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ImaginaryPerson : Female.Music.American Sign Lanugage.NewYork.Tattoos.Owls.StuffedAnimals.Sometimes I think life sucks then I come here. Anyways ima go back to my non-existent social life! :)

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ImaginaryPerson's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that my 100-pound Rottweiler is absolutely terrified of (drumroll please) orange peels. Yup. A byproduct of my lunch will turn this hulking monolith with teeth into a whimpering puddle of pee. FML

#21463927
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16395) - you deserved it (1354)

On 09/02/2015 at 10:30pm - animals - by pansypup - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I had yet another debilitating migraine that kept me awake. In the middle of the night, I heard an owl hooting. Thinking it was cool, I moved closer to the open window to hear better. After a few minutes, I realized it was actually my new neighbor having loud sex. My aunt moved in next door. FML

#21463837
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17034) - you deserved it (1253)

On 09/02/2015 at 5:52pm - intimacy - by Hooty (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, after the doctor poking around my urethra and vagina at a lump. She turns to me and says, "I'm going to be honest, I have no idea what that is. Have some antibiotics and we'll see how it goes in two weeks." Excuse me while I go panic in a corner. FML

#21463826
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16547) - you deserved it (1031)

On 09/02/2015 at 5:10pm - health - by freakingout (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML

#21463683
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19647) - you deserved it (1442)

On 09/02/2015 at 9:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML

#21463092
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24237) - you deserved it (4065)

On 08/31/2015 at 6:50pm - kids - by laurencoc - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I walked in on my dad completely naked. When I expressed my displeasure, he told me to knock next time. I'd agree with him, if he hadn't been standing in the middle of the hallway in our very open living room. FML

#21462782
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20240) - you deserved it (1324)

On 08/30/2015 at 11:27pm - misc - by Eminnis (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML

#21462545
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27790) - you deserved it (2131)

On 08/30/2015 at 11:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML

#21462259
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23969) - you deserved it (2020)

On 08/29/2015 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

Today, marks the third girlfriend in a row that has broken up with me for my terrible dandruff. I can't control it as I was born with psoriasis. All three girls called me pathetic for "making up" a disease to try to get them to stay. FML

#21462179
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22205) - you deserved it (1565)

On 08/29/2015 at 3:20pm - love - by babypenguin00 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mum took away my laptop and my phone and won't let me call, text, or go out with friends for one month. Why? I left the toilet seat up. I'm writing this from a public library. FML

#21462073
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23209) - you deserved it (3227)

On 08/29/2015 at 10:06am - misc - by Lord Buttfuck IV (man) - France

Today, I had to call the doctor regarding my penis. Not because of erectile dysfunction or an erection lasting more than four hours, but because of the multiple fire ant bites I woke up to after falling asleep in my backyard. FML

#21461585
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20496) - you deserved it (3556)

On 08/28/2015 at 2:13am - health - by unsuckable (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, on my daughter's 9th birthday, I have to let her know that her dog died in his sleep overnight. Happy birthday. FML

Today, my bitch of a sister broke my new phone, which took me months of work to earn. Her excuse? If I didn't want her to break it, I shouldn't have let her use it. FML

#21461274
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22270) - you deserved it (2027)

On 08/27/2015 at 8:43am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bexley)

Today, I planned on telling the girl I like that I have feelings for her. What I didn't plan on was having a panic attack and whispering "I really like you!" super creepily and immediately saying "bye" and running away in shame. FML



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