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TODAY I WAS SO BORD I GOOGLD THE WORD "BORD." THE RESULTS WERE BORING. FML

#9117281
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9149) - you deserved it (35713)

On 03/15/2010 at 10:27pm - misc - by hiii. (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today , I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which mah boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing looool as I screamd 'I Love You'. After I told him about this , he took me into his arms as I crid , strokd mah back and said , 'What kind of gun was it? FML

#9019177
200 comments

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On 03/12/2010 at 8:17am - love - by justlittleoldme (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

TODAY, A WASP FLEW INTO MAH ROOM. WHILE I, A 6'2" HOCKEY PLAYER, COWERED IN THE CORNER, MAH 4'11" GIRLFRIEND KILLED IT. FML

#8770884
225 comments

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On 03/02/2010 at 10:53am - animals - by Jeff - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend . He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me . Until I realised I was lifting heavier wieghts than he was . FML

#8742158
201 comments

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On 03/01/2010 at 3:53am - love - by Delilah (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, like all days, mah cat brought something to mah doorstep. Usually it's a slew of dead mice; but today he decided to bring this big, ugly snake. I'm always the only one in mah family 'brave' enough to go fetch our cat's gift. It took until lifting it up to realize the snake wasn't dead. FML

#8309732
92 comments

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On 02/15/2010 at 7:08pm - animals - by Mary (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, ma very drunk moter decidd to run down te block nakd, screaming at te top of er lungs, "Se's trying to kill me" as I followd biend er in ma car, yelling for er to get in!! FML

#8158295
144 comments

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On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I discovered that my roommate uses her twitter to complain about me. FML

#7725800
57 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 11:01pm - misc - by sparkle (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today , I was the only girl in mah lab class. The instructor was learning our names. When he came to me , I went to say "mine will be easy" and it came out as "I'm easy." FML

#7471357
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13827) - you deserved it (28048)

On 01/21/2010 at 9:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, ma parents bougt me an alarm clock tat runs away from you wile beeping obnoxiously wen you it snooze . I just ad ankle surgery and am unable to walk . FML

#6966351
104 comments

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On 12/27/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Crippled (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that just because you're drunk, it doesn't make it okay to call your mother-in-law a fat slag. However, it does make it okay for your wife to knee you in the snow globes. real FML

#6599042
97 comments

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On 12/04/2009 at 12:33pm - love - by mainlaw (man) - Ireland (Wexford)

Today, mah mom admittd that her story about mah dad leaving us for his current wife was a lie. He left when he caught her with a coworker. She blockd his number and got a restraining order to keep him from telling his side of the story. I haven't talkd to mah dad for six yeres because of this. FML

#6590388
143 comments

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On 12/03/2009 at 9:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Taday I was lying in bd minding own business when mom enterd the room. I was proposd to a few weeks ago by boyfriend, an mom cummd in to tell me that boyfriend's mom was on the phone. Turns out, he stole the engagement ring from her drawer. FML

#6517359
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34830) - you deserved it (2900)

On 11/29/2009 at 5:52pm - love - by violet (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out tat ma dad as been aving an affair. Wit ma formerly favorite teacer. Te best part? Yesterday, se announcd to te class tat se was pregnant. I clappd and congratulatd er. FML

#6318893
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45976) - you deserved it (2210)

On 11/15/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

today they are pumping out the septic system in the building next door !! I am three months pregnant , suffering from morning sickness , and can smell everything within a three-mile radius !! mega FML

#5958040
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34117) - you deserved it (3482)

On 10/23/2009 at 12:12pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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