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Today, I Walked In On Ma Boyfriend Saying, ( I Sall Be Te Prince, An You Sall Be Te Princess, ) To Is Amster. Once E Saw Me, E Quickly Turned To Te Amster An Said, ( I Ave To Go. Te Dragon Is Ere. ) FML
Today , I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which mah boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing looool as I screamd 'I Love You'. After I told him about this , he took me into his arms as I crid , strokd mah back and said , 'What kind of gun was it? FML
Today, like all days, mah cat brought something to mah doorstep. Usually it's a slew of dead mice; but today he decided to bring this big, ugly snake. I'm always the only one in mah family 'brave' enough to go fetch our cat's gift. It took until lifting it up to realize the snake wasn't dead. FML
Today, mah mom admittd that her story about mah dad leaving us for his current wife was a lie. He left when he caught her with a coworker. She blockd his number and got a restraining order to keep him from telling his side of the story. I haven't talkd to mah dad for six yeres because of this. FML
Taday I was lying in bd minding own business when mom enterd the room. I was proposd to a few weeks ago by boyfriend, an mom cummd in to tell me that boyfriend's mom was on the phone. Turns out, he stole the engagement ring from her drawer. FML
today they are pumping out the septic system in the building next door !! I am three months pregnant , suffering from morning sickness , and can smell everything within a three-mile radius !! mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015