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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML
by Cheese4men / 05/14/2010 at 7:28pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by hiii. / 03/15/2010 at 10:27pm / United States (Indiana) / Geek
Today, I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which my boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing as I screamed 'I Love You'. After I told him about this, he took me into his arms as I cried, stroked my back and said, 'What kind of gun was it?' FML
by justlittleoldme / 03/12/2010 at 8:17am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Love
by Jeff / 03/02/2010 at 10:53am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
by Delilah / 03/01/2010 at 3:53am / Norway (Sor-Trondelag) / Love
Today, like all days, my cat brought something to my doorstep. Usually it's a slew of dead mice; but today he decided to bring this big, ugly snake. I'm always the only one in my family 'brave' enough to go fetch our cat's gift. It took until lifting it up to realize the snake wasn't dead. FML
by Mary / 02/15/2010 at 7:08pm / United States (Delaware) / Animals
by Anonymous / 02/12/2010 at 2:51am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by sparkle / 01/30/2010 at 11:01pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/21/2010 at 9:29am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Crippled / 12/27/2009 at 12:35am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by mainlaw / 12/04/2009 at 12:33pm / Ireland (Wexford) / Love
Today, my mom admitted that her story about my dad leaving us for his current wife was a lie. He left when he caught her with a coworker. She blocked his number and got a restraining order to keep him from telling his side of the story. I haven't talked to my dad for six years because of this. FML
by Anonymous / 12/03/2009 at 9:17pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was lying in bed minding my own business when my mom entered the room. I was proposed to a few weeks ago by my boyfriend, and my mom came in to tell me that my boyfriend's mom was on the phone. Turns out, he stole the engagement ring from her drawer. FML
by violet / 11/29/2009 at 5:52pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, I found out that my dad has been having an affair. With my formerly favorite teacher. The best part? Yesterday, she announced to the class that she was pregnant. I clapped and congratulated her. FML
by Anonymous / 11/15/2009 at 10:28pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/23/2009 at 12:12pm / United States (Washington) / Health
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, I walked into a restaurant and caught my Dad having lunch with his other daughter. Not only… Today, my fridge broke. So I quickly put everything to another fridge. It started working again. I… Today, I learned that the apartment building which I just signed a 1 year lease on is now condemned…