About Ima_monster_x3 : Hai.
I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
50 favourites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
Today, after a hard day on the wards as a trainee doctor, I went home and started getting frisky with my girlfriend. All I could think about was the anatomical names for what I was touching and doing. I felt physically sick. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21673) - you deserved it (2776)
On 01/13/2012 at 5:47am - intimacy - by doctorsandnurses (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)
Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26894) - you deserved it (3946)
On 01/03/2012 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Cpt Colin (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I took my last final on a Scantron sheet with 200 multiple choice questions, with seconds to spare. When I finished the last question, I saw I had another bubble to fill in and I didn't know where I screwed up. FML
I agree, your life sucks (43146) - you deserved it (4115)
On 12/13/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by testesential - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25477) - you deserved it (5965)
On 10/27/2011 at 8:22am - intimacy - by ifeeldirty (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, a neo-Nazi stopped me and commented on my blue eyes and blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", and should follow him and other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, and other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around my neck. FML
I agree, your life sucks (37741) - you deserved it (2941)
On 10/24/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by KaySchrages92 (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML
I agree, your life sucks (14366) - you deserved it (26869)
On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML
I agree, your life sucks (14366) - you deserved it (26869)
On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
I agree, your life sucks (29924) - you deserved it (22083)
On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I went out with a guy I really liked for the first time. He tried to hold my hands, only to be stopped by my mum, jumping out from nowhere saying "Oh no you don't!" before slapping him. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
I agree, your life sucks (33165) - you deserved it (2324)
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML
I agree, your life sucks (44987) - you deserved it (1876)
On 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (12628) - you deserved it (28990)
On 09/19/2011 at 4:16pm - misc - by Nicole - United States (California)
Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML
I agree, your life sucks (47973) - you deserved it (4816)
On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML
I agree, your life sucks (13979) - you deserved it (42235)
On 09/17/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19010) - you deserved it (1202)
On 09/15/2011 at 1:56pm - work - by Hreyes (woman) - United States (California)
Today, the hillbillies who inhabit the apartment above mine got karaoke machine. It's 1 am and they're singing Achy Breaky Heart. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26357) - you deserved it (2592)
On 09/10/2011 at 11:18pm - misc - by 5.9Cummins (woman) - Canada
Monday 17 June 2013
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML 
Follow the FML blog 
Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia
