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by Anonymous / 04/23/2011 at 1:11am / United States (Tennessee) / Animals
Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML
by Anonymous / 04/21/2011 at 5:30am / Australia (Victoria) / Transportation
Today, I noticed this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to see what was wrong. Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wanted to kill himself. My first response was "Don't, you'll regret it later in life". FML
by alopez1994 / 04/21/2011 at 1:28am / Miscellaneous
by embarassed / 04/20/2011 at 11:24pm / United States / Health
by Sivvus / 04/20/2011 at 12:13pm / Reserved / Transportation
Today, I decided to start my exercise video routine. It's an African dance workout DVD. Just as I felt confident and motivated about getting in shape, I realized that my window was wide open and my neighbors were getting a front row seat to me waving my arms in the air like an idiot. FML
by JenniWearsPrada / 04/20/2011 at 4:27am / Miscellaneous
Today, I'm a student vet. Part of my holiday work is to gain experience working at a dairy. A cow came on to the platform for me to inject her udder. As I was bent over, she decided to take a dump. Onto my left eyeball. FML
by Anonymous / 04/20/2011 at 3:27am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Animals
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 11:06am / United States (South Carolina) / Kids
Today, I got a call from a girl I was seeing. She said that she was falling for someone else, but she still liked me and couldn't decide what to do. Being the romantic (idiot) I am, I told her that she should do what would make her happiest, thinking that she would pick me. She didn't. FML
by HFCS / 04/18/2011 at 12:53am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/15/2011 at 2:57am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/14/2011 at 1:49am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by shorty / 04/11/2011 at 1:36pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous