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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 April 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3159
  • Number of comments : 433
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ImaWiseGuy : I feel no need to comment on FML anymore... the seriousness that's been thrust upon this comical website is a fucking joke...

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Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963
345 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41339) - you deserved it (3603)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

#17131745
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36567) - you deserved it (3541)

On 07/16/2011 at 2:23am - money - by Tanner - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

#17131113
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39476) - you deserved it (5871)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I found out that my beloved guinea pig has impaction. For the rest of his life it will be my duty to clean out his rectum manually every month, or every week/day if it gets worse. FML

#16860122
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32878) - you deserved it (5148)

On 06/26/2011 at 1:39am - animals - by animallover (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was complimented on how big my penis was. I was complimented by the guy peeing next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. FML

#16794914
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50312) - you deserved it (7635)

On 06/22/2011 at 4:13am - intimacy - by fmlguy382 - United States

Today, I was arrested for carrying a dangerous weapon. I was on my way home from the shop where I'd bought a new kitchen knife. FML

#16657844
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37029) - you deserved it (3543)

On 06/14/2011 at 6:47am - misc - by lalala (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML

#16654852
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33209) - you deserved it (3716)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:10am - misc - by chris - United States

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

#16616782
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48299) - you deserved it (3923)

On 06/11/2011 at 8:54pm - misc - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50067) - you deserved it (12630)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, my 3-year-long dry spell was about to end. A lovely lady over for dinner, good food, wine and lots of laughs. Things heated up nicely in the bedroom when a playful wrestle made my bed shift, snapping two of its legs. The bed collapsed, totally ruining the mood. The dry spell continues. FML

#16310118
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40965) - you deserved it (6086)

On 05/23/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Badaboom (man) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
442 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41129) - you deserved it (10936)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend because I simply could not keep him in my house anymore. He yelled, "No, I can do whatever I want!" Then went back to playing video games. He's 38. FML

#15960842
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31941) - you deserved it (44617)

On 04/28/2011 at 7:07am - kids - by oldmama728 -

Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML

#15960632
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38671) - you deserved it (4050)

On 04/28/2011 at 6:28am - misc - by spartanson -

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

#15917217
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35774) - you deserved it (7201)

On 04/25/2011 at 8:11am - misc - by wtfisthisworldcomingto -

Today, while trying on clothes in Macy's, someone decided to throw some shoes over the wall and into my changing stall. I now have a black eye. FML

#15894245
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31532) - you deserved it (2887)

On 04/23/2011 at 2:12am - health - by rhartnett11 - United States (Virginia)



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