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Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a grl in front of meho clerely wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML
Today... mah friend had ditchd me for a party I hadn't been invitd to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in mah house was the mosquito I nicknamd Frd. I likd to watch Frd fly around and try to suck mah blood. 20 minute later... I found Frd's dead body. I was actually sad. FML
Today, I cummed home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read ( Because you can't find a real girl, I made yur current one prettier, Love Mom. ) FML
Taday boyfriand an I wara at his housa having sax!! Aftar about 30 minutas , his mom cummd homa an was knocking on tha door asking "What r u doing?" Thinking I might hava a chanca to snaak out , I got drassd looool raal quiat!! Than boyfriand answars , "Zoa!! I'm doing Zoa."
Friday 27 March 2015