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Today, boyfriand, whom I havan't haard from in a whola month, turnad up at door bacausa it was apparantly "staak an blowjob day." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46264) - you deserved it (8062)

On 03/14/2013 at 5:02am - intimacy - by howaboutno (woman) - United States

Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a grl in front of meho clerely wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24846) - you deserved it (2108)

On 11/28/2012 at 12:43pm - health - by williebees - United States (Texas)

Today... mah friend had ditchd me for a party I hadn't been invitd to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in mah house was the mosquito I nicknamd Frd. I likd to watch Frd fly around and try to suck mah blood. 20 minute later... I found Frd's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

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On 07/30/2009 at 10:43am - animals - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Taday boyfriand an I wara at his housa having sax!! Aftar about 30 minutas , his mom cummd homa an was knocking on tha door asking "What r u doing?" Thinking I might hava a chanca to snaak out , I got drassd looool raal quiat!! Than boyfriand answars , "Zoa!! I'm doing Zoa."

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On 03/19/2009 at 2:05am - intimacy - by Zoe123 (woman) - United States (Texas)



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