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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 April 1984 (31 years)
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  • Number of visits : 795
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Im_Not_Jimmy : I’m a 25 year old graduate student who wants to be a teacher and then a behaviorist (after I get my PhD.) I work with children who have autism and love my job. I joined here because, while I love my life it has been especially F'd the last month. Since October began I have... gotten into a car accident, my dog slipped a disk and became paralyzed requiring a $3000 vet visit to get better, my best friends horse became lame and then this weekend at work one of the kids spilled juice and I went to clean it I slipped in it instead spraining my ankle rather splendidly... Coming here has cheered me up about my own resent misfortune!! So thanks!!

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