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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 June 1994 (21 years)
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About ImTommyKed : I'm Tommy, I like BMX, dubstep, and "scream-o"

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Today, my boyfriend yet again decided to act like Edward Cullen from Twilight, and got his friend to act like Jacob. Every time they're around, my boyfriend always looks stoned and constipated, and his friend is shirtless. I feel like I'm in a shitty romance movie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42964) - you deserved it (7379)

On 01/15/2013 at 1:57pm - love - by Bella (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. In the entrance way I felt a slight tugging on my jeans. Used to my Doberman tugging when he wants to play, I shoved hard with my foot. I successfully punted their Chihuahua off the ground and into the next room where it landed with a thud. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20933) - you deserved it (38271)

On 01/15/2013 at 2:33am - animals - by I think its dead (man) - Canada (Manitoba)



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