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  • Number of visits : 3355
  • Number of comments : 96
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ImSoBaKed : I\'ve been on FML since nearly the very beginning, I\'ve just never commented much or posted many stories. In-Fact i only made an account a few moths ago. I\'ve read literally nearly (95%) every single FML ever posted.

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Today, I went to the hospital to get my ingrown toenail removed. The doctors put me on a little surgery table and told me to relax. They then injected anesthetic into my toe four times and used a pair of scissors to slowly cut through my nail. Only, the anesthetic hadn't started to work just yet. FML

#8474571
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26887) - you deserved it (2202)

On 02/20/2010 at 10:13am - health - by papertrains (woman) - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML

#8472964
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37133) - you deserved it (2108)

On 02/20/2010 at 8:59am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my dog barked for 30 minutes with me yelling for him to shut up. Guess that's how long it takes someone to steal the rims from my truck. Good dog. FML

#8471153
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6757) - you deserved it (36628)

On 02/20/2010 at 5:36am - animals - by rimjob - United States

Today, while in bed with my game obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

#8455591
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18275) - you deserved it (5852)

On 02/19/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was teaching a special techniques class for ballet and was focusing on pirouettes. I was teaching a group of 8 year olds, and one student could do perfect triple turns one after the other. I still can't do them, and I've been dancing for 15 years. FML

#8437368
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22670) - you deserved it (5396)

On 02/19/2010 at 6:52am - kids - by JJ101 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I lost my virginity to an ultrasound probe. FML

#8433301
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22140) - you deserved it (3707)

On 02/19/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by kaitlin - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to be a stripper when she grew up, just like daddy's girlfriend. We're still married. FML

#8300891
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38051) - you deserved it (3357)

On 02/15/2010 at 1:58pm - love - by ShayisPay101 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML

#7855976
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28770) - you deserved it (6951)

On 02/03/2010 at 8:18pm - health - by XxOx - Sent from mobile version

Today, I ran into my ex's family, and found out they are going to Europe. Funnily enough, so am I. Even funnier is the fact that we are going on the same date, at the same time, on the same flights, and the tour starts on the same day in the same place. FML

#7810675
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34727) - you deserved it (3272)

On 02/02/2010 at 9:08am - misc - by jacques (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went down to my grandparents' house to spend some time with them. I was in the guest room when I noticed a box in the corner of the closet labelled "Crap". I opened up the box to see my Dad's John Elway Autographed Football in it. I got it for him for Christmas, it cost me $600. FML

#7536957
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27021) - you deserved it (2381)

On 01/24/2010 at 2:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I invited my boss and his family over for dinner. As usual, I bought his kids Christmas' presents, nothing too fancy though. This year, he had one more that wasn't here last year. So I just pulled something from under the tree to hand him. He opened it on the spot. It was my son's PS3. FML

#6933197
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9662) - you deserved it (45225)

On 12/25/2009 at 1:30am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was my mother's birthday. My 5 year old brother and 85 year old grandma decided to decorate the house with balloons and a blow up "people" they found in my room. FML

#5464922
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11222) - you deserved it (41646)

On 09/25/2009 at 11:24am - misc - by Needasafe1234 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my cousin and I found out that when a girl puts a flower in the right side of her hair, it means she's available. The bigger the flower, the more available she is. My eleven year old boy cousin told me to "cut down a palm tree and put it in my hair". FML

#2671287
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65158) - you deserved it (6635)

On 06/06/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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