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  • Number of visits : 3639
  • Number of comments : 96
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ImSoBaKed : I\'ve been on FML since nearly the very beginning, I\'ve just never commented much or posted many stories. In-Fact i only made an account a few moths ago. I\'ve read literally nearly (95%) every single FML ever posted.

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I was on a crowded el train listening to iPod touch. As I stepped off the train , headphones got caught on a man's jacket and iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With iPod on it. FML

#8726877
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29382) - you deserved it (3712)

On 02/28/2010 at 7:34pm - money - by rybread (man) - United States

TODAY, I WENT TO THE PHYSICIAN TO CHECK MY REAR BECAUSE IT WAS HURTING. MY USUAL DOCTOR WASN'T AVAILABLE, SO HE WAS REPLACED BY A GORGEOU WOMAN WITH BIG CLEAVAGE. WHEN SHE ASKED ME TO PULL DOWN MY PANTS, SHE SAW THAT I HAD A HUGE HARD ON. FML

#8726872
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14197) - you deserved it (17485)

On 02/28/2010 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Joel_28 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, Mah Housa Was Tha Only Housa Laft That Still Had Its Christmas Lights Up, So I Dacidad To Taka Tham Down. Almost Dona, Mah Fingars Brushad Ovar A Spidarwab. Startlad, I Jumpad Off Tha Laddar And Broka Mah Shouldar. Oh, And Tha Spidar Still Managad To Stay On Mah Hand, Giving Ma A Panic Attack. FML

#8716730
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24453) - you deserved it (7694)

On 02/28/2010 at 12:05pm - animals - by Man vs. Spider - United States

Yesterday I Had To Walk Through The Blistering Snow, Because My Boss Needed Something Really Important: Cream Cheese. FML

#8715488
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23020) - you deserved it (2525)

On 02/28/2010 at 11:00am - work - by Renesmeekuhnell (woman) - Denmark (Arhus)

Today, a wild squirrel managed to get into my house. I can't see him but I hear him in the walls. FML

#8712644
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23882) - you deserved it (2198)

On 02/28/2010 at 6:16am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I LOCKED MY KEYS IN MY CAR. I WAS LATE FOR WORK SO I WENT TO SMASH THE SIDE WINDOW WITH A BIG ROCK. THE ROCK BOUNCED OFF THE WINDOW AND INTO MY FACE. FML

#8706906
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9769) - you deserved it (30128)

On 02/28/2010 at 12:36am - work - by chevysprint (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my hamster went missing . I walked down the stairs into my basement, to find my hamster's head on the stairs, and its body in my cat's mouth . FML

Today, after a particularly gruesome nightmare about spiders due to my irrational phobia, I decided to try and desensitise myself by googling 'house spiders'. I can't stop the feeling of something crawling over every inch of my body, but at least I now know they can live up to six yeres. FML

#8700237
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17888) - you deserved it (6398)

On 02/27/2010 at 9:03pm - health - by joolsie (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today... at mah volleyball tournament I was extremely pumpd to start playing so I went to take mah looool sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I lookd down to come to realize I had no spandex on... just a thong. FML

#8698914
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10081) - you deserved it (28599)

On 02/27/2010 at 8:11pm - misc - by volleyballgirl - United States

Today... it's my birthday. My best friend decided to have a birthday party 4 me at this new bar. She texted the wrong address to all of my friends. They showed up at a computer store. FML

#8675398
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21979) - you deserved it (2357)

On 02/26/2010 at 10:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Taday I gave a technical presentation to a group of male colleagues. I was surprised by how attentive they were until I went to the washroom and realized that they could see every detail of mah nipples through mah new shirt. mega FML

#8673018
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20780) - you deserved it (14278)

On 02/26/2010 at 8:52pm - work - by bun593 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I begged mah husband to take me to the ER cause mah stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for mah appendix to burst. I almost died because mah husband was busy playing xbox. FML

#8659721
358 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52427) - you deserved it (3770)

On 02/26/2010 at 7:55am - health - by Jeri (woman) - United States (California)

today I walked over to my grandmother's house to pay her a visit . I politely knocked on the door and there was no answer . Fearing that something had happened I violently broke down the door to fine my grandma and her new 80 year old boyfriend having sex . FML

#8643603
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27424) - you deserved it (6828)

On 02/25/2010 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by ryan and Zack - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was working as a cashiar at a rastaurant. Whan I racaiva $50 and $100 bills I am raquirad to hava a managar chack to maka sura thay ara not countarfait. Evary managar I found yallad at ma to find anothar managar bacausa thay wara busy. Frustratad, I just accaptad tha bill. It was faka. FML

#8643590
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31422) - you deserved it (5763)

On 02/25/2010 at 5:29pm - work - by hatemyjob (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was bored at work looking at a sex offender list of mah area. After a couple pages, I saw mah uncle. fat FML

#8638968
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40081) - you deserved it (2380)

On 02/25/2010 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by grossuncle (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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